โ€œIf a lobster is a fish because it moves by jumping, then a kangaroo is a bird.โ€ - Admiral Paulo de Castro Moreira da Silva

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Doris Lemngole was ultimately DQ'ed for taking too many steps over the inside line, under rule R: 15.5-3g.
WILL NOT BE DENIED, DORIS LEMNGOLE IS NOW A SIX-TIME NATIONAL CHAMPION 15:11.71 to claim the 5,000-meter crown!!!!! @yea_ala | #RollTide | @UA_Athletics
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Very unfortunate outcome, but what an incredible career. Doris has been the ultimate champion on and off the track and cemented herself as one of the greatest student-athletes in the history of @UA_Athletics.
Doris Lemngole was ultimately DQ'ed for taking too many steps over the inside line, under rule R: 15.5-3g.
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Bael won. (But we kinda love Bael: He's a scrappy underdog with a valid perspective and emotionally resonant backstory and supremely admirable skill and swagger and has been through a lot over the years and was due for a win.) But still, Bael won. . . (Sincerely, A Spurs Fan)
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Texas coach Jim Schlossnagle on Joey Volchko: "I was actually super impressed โ€” in an era of baseball where there's strikeouts and emotional things happen in the game, I didn't see him, once, scream at our team or do anything that some of those kids do these days. I thought he was super professional and was outstanding."
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guess i found the srl meta on tiktok
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Texas allows constitutional carry, yet James Harden was arrested because his legally owned firearm wasnโ€™t in a holster in his vehicle. The government has no business micromanaging how a law-abiding citizen secures their own gun.
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Cleveland Cavaliers player James Harden was arrested on Saturday in Houston on a misdemeanor charge of unlawful carrying of a weapon in a motor vehicle, according to the Harris County District Clerkโ€™s Office. cnn.it/4ooGexQ
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Congrats to the Knicks and the city of New York. ๐ŸคŽ #GSG
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Hitting a home run after rolling your ankle so you can take your time around the bases is a pro play

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Here's the moment Hamilton pitted and came out ahead of Russell ๐Ÿ‘‡ #F1 #BarcelonaGP
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It's like a video game out there ๐ŸŽฎ
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Among every championship team in NBA history, the 2025-26 Knicks are 1st in average playoff point differential, 9th in playoff winning percentage and 31st in opponents' regular-season winning percentage. Take the average of every title team's ranks in those categories, and sprinkle in some credit for the total number of series each team won in the playoffs, and this Knicks team comes in at 5th overall. Only the 2001 Lakers, 1996 Bulls, 2017 Warriors and 1950 Lakers come out better by that formula.
Objectively this has to be the worst Nba title team of all time right?
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๐น๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘’๐‘›๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘Ž 32-๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ก๐‘™๐‘–๐‘”โ„Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘’๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐‘”๐‘Ž๐‘š๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘‚๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘  โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘’๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž ๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘โ„Ž๐‘›๐‘–๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™ ๐’๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐ž: Notre Dame 78, Alabama 64 ๐ƒ๐š๐ญ๐ž: Mar. 18, 2022 ๐–๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž: Viejas Arena (San Diego) ๐“๐ข๐ฆ๐ž: 2:15 remaining second half ๐Ž๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ: Doug Shows, Tim Clougherty, Brandon Cruz ๐‘๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ž๐œ๐ก๐ง๐ข๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฌ: 12-2 The curtain fell on the 2021-22 season for @AlabamaMBB in San Diego as disaster struck early when Jahvon Quinerly crumpled to the floor with a knee injury that ended his afternoon in the NCAA Tournament. Alabama spent the remainder of the game battling without one of its playmakers and frustration eventually boiled over for @nate_oats who received a technical foul with 2:15 remaining in the game. Oats erupted after officials ignored what he believed to be contact on Keon Ellis during a missed jump shot. The outburst earned Oats the 15th technical foul of his Alabama career and marked just the second loss in a game featuring one of his trademark disagreements with officials. Alabama never recovered from Quinerlyโ€™s absence and the coaching staff learned later the injury was a torn ACL. The Crimson Tide struggled to establish offensive rhythm, while Notre Dame dictated the pace and capitalized on defensive breakdowns. Notre Dame rode the hot hand of Ryan Cormac, who delivered one of the most damaging shooting performances Alabama faced all season. Cormac made seven three-pointers and poured in a game-high 29 points. Keon Ellis led Alabama with 16 points, while Jaden Shackelford added 13. The 78-64 defeat ended an up-and-down season that featured victories over Gonzaga, Houston, Baylor, and Tennessee, while dropping Oatsโ€™ record in games featuring a technical foul to 12-2. ๐ท๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘’๐‘ , ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘› ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘’๐‘–๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž 10 ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘š @EnakFlavors ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘‘๐‘’ ๐‘‡๐ผ๐ท๐ธ๐ป๐‘‚๐‘‚๐‘ƒ๐‘†
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> The German nuclear program was tracking slightly ahead of the US nuclear program evidently not
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The German nuclear program was tracking slightly ahead of the US nuclear program, not to mention the massive stockpiles of Sarin gas the Germans had. The Soviets, perhaps, might have still attempted to fight, but that would've been the end of the allied war effort
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This is the system working as it should. A defendant's reason for committing the crime usually is irrelevant to any element or defense, so allowing the jury to hear it would be unduly prejudicial. What these people want is jury nullification, but they're not entitled to that.
This is barbaric. They were not permitted to explain to the jury why they carried out the attack on the Elbit factory - which makes the weapons that kill Palestinian children. And the jury was never told they would be sentenced as terrorists. /1
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A young woman in East Texas gives birth in her car. When rushed to the hospital, doctors will quickly realize that the baby is not her own and neither is the blood sheโ€™s covered in. Maternal Instinct โ€” a new documentary โ€” is now on Netflix.
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Alabama is 11-11 in Omaha all time. Auburn is 4-12โ€ฆ.
Winning at Omaha is just different. Some folks just wouldnโ€™t understand it. Am I doing this right @BurnerLJohnson?
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NICK KURTZ JUST WENT 471 FT MY GOD 4 HR in 4 games in Las Vegas. He would break Bondsโ€™ record in 81 Vegas games alone

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So many good takeaways and points from this Poch quote on American soccer development.
Pochettino: Many methods are copied. They set up soccer schools in the US & tell kids: โ€˜Pass the ball from here to there, go back and shoot when you get there.โ€™ Thatโ€™s not soccer. When we learn, when we relate to the game, itโ€™s with absolute freedom ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ english.elpais.com/sports/20โ€ฆ
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Not sure you will find a worse take on this site. We could lose 9-0 on Monday and this would still be a successful season.
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Woulda been better off losing in the super regional
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