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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
Joined November 2018
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
18 Apr 2019
My favorite memory at Emerson College is when I said I was gay and people told me that I should be using the word lesbian instead of gay
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
7 Feb 2022
I mean you can’t change someone’s name when they’re in their 70s
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
31 Jan 2022
Does dying affect my sleep schedule
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12 Jan 2022
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
10 Jan 2022
Sad Bob Saget died in Florida 😬
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
10 Jan 2022
Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay is still one of the worst things that’s ever happened to us
MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
10 Jan 2022
Paw patrol is something lgbt that happened
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
10 Jan 2022
The name of the next strain is Bumblebee
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
9 Jan 2022
If you want a lot of likes on a post sprinkle in that someone you know has died and people will like the shit out of it I do it all the time my dad is actually living shhhhh
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
9 Jan 2022
Never compliment someone because then they’ll know that you’re thinking about them and it’ll actually prove their anxiety correct 👏👏👏
MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
6 Jan 2022
Happy Insurrection Eve!
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
5 Jan 2022
Horrible when the issue of the drink is the ice cube
MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
5 Jan 2022
Ugh I went to blow out my candle but I sucked in instead
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
5 Jan 2022
Does anyone know what a bistro is
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
4 Jan 2022
I don’t approve of animal testing but I do like putting makeup on my dog for fun
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
3 Jan 2022
All cars look like a brick I’ll wait
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2 Jan 2022
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
3 Jan 2022
All I’m trying to do is text my friends but I keep getting hit with “Mom has notifications silenced”
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MollyZalman_isajoke
@MIsajoke
23 Dec 2021
The US presents: A Covid Christmas
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