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16 Nov 2023
Kaulig third car in Cup because why the hell not at this point… #NASCAR
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16 Nov 2023
This has that exhausting “endorsement of some bullshit edible or vape product incoming” all over it.
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16 Nov 2023
Here’s a question for you: does Josh Williams HAVE to win a race in xfinity next year? What’s the benchmark to success with this opportunity as you see it? Would grooving into the playoffs be enough? #NASCAR
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16 Nov 2023
I get the first reaction is probably “no of course not so long as he does ok and top 15s it most of the time it’ll be fine” as it’s his first big time ride…but it’s an interesting question to me as Kaulig is literally all about the trophies, at least in image.
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Matthew Burroughs retweeted
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So is broadcast legend Ken Squier being the announcer in a cheesy 80s BMX movie a known thing? Am I last to the party on this? Rad - 1986.
Credit to @iblamethedingos with the intel. #NASCAR
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16 Nov 2023
Sidebar question to my second thought here: was Benny Parsons the first driver commentator that could “talk your ear off” (lovingly) in NASCAR?
Buddy Baker usually kept it short, Richard Petty wasn’t really an on the fly speaker…hmmm. Thoughts? #NASCAR
16 Nov 2023
For me, Ken Squier was that “first” voice of the season as CBS had the Daytona 500 for most of my childhood.
His narrative style worked really well back when color commentator drivers were mostly “men of few words” and it welcomed millions new to stock car racing. RIP #NASCAR
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16 Nov 2023
Ned Jarrett was very informative but that’s probably why he worked the pits for so long before being a booth guy.
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16 Nov 2023
For me, Ken Squier was that “first” voice of the season as CBS had the Daytona 500 for most of my childhood.
His narrative style worked really well back when color commentator drivers were mostly “men of few words” and it welcomed millions new to stock car racing. RIP #NASCAR
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15 Nov 2023
Tough break for the Browns, but they were at least smart going into this year. They signed a kid at QB with some experience back in March. I hear he’s really smart and agile to boot.
So long as they didn’t trade him away or something stupid like that…
15 Nov 2023
Browns’ QB Deshaun Watson will undergo season-ending surgery on a broken bone in his throwing shoulder.
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15 Nov 2023
Penske and IndyCar still deserve the grief for going along with an exclusive license for IndyCar. Someone involved should have known better. #IndyCar
15 Nov 2023
IndyCar Terminates Agreement With Motorsport Games - @InsiderGamingIG insider-gaming.com/indycar-t…
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14 Nov 2023
You follow NASCAR industry accounts for information and analysis.
I follow NASCAR industry accounts for the bot-babes in the hidden replies.
We are not the same.
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14 Nov 2023
I’m sorry but it’s over for y’all on iRacing now. I’m unlocking the secrets as written by Benny Parsons in 1973. #NASCAR
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14 Nov 2023
I think Kaulig is just gunning for “weirdest NASCAR driver roster” of all time honors at this point. #NASCAR
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14 Nov 2023
Watching a race from 1981 where everyone is complaining about the new cars, complaining about material laid down on the pavement, and complaining about how NASCAR is handling the weather.
The only thing that’s different from today are the boss hairstyles and collars. #NASCAR
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14 Nov 2023
Talking about 1980 Cup champion Dale Earnhardt in this clip you can tell the late Bob Jenkins has a sheet on the drivers, and for some reason it includes marital status…
Dale is single, ladies. #NASCAR
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14 Nov 2023
“Dick Jauron isn’t getting fired because the only one that can fire Dick Jauron is Dick Jauron and Dick Jauron isn’t gonna be firing Dick Jauron.” -Dick Jauron
That’s the extent of my Bills jokes from that era. #NFL
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14 Nov 2023
I used to talk a lot of shit about football on this app but now when we all get red in the face about how John Hunter Nemechek fucked up a restart in June or whatever…I just don’t have it in me now 😂 #NASCAR
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14 Nov 2023
That of course doesn’t apply to unprovoked remarks about the Ravens disappointing me…that is evergreen.
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14 Nov 2023
Demar Hamlin making a tackle on Monday Night Football a year after pretty much dying on Monday Night Football is fucking incredible. #NFL
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