USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Remember when real people on this app wanted Michigan to hire Biff Poghi as the head football coach LMAO

All we talked about in school the next day was this episode lmaoooooooo

This was hilarious

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Being a mid-aged millennial and finally making the most money in my life just to be able afford the same type of lifestyle from 10 years ago🕊️🕊️

No exaggeration, I have watched this about 50 times today. Legendary hating. $20,000 seats just to watch your enemy get swept. Unbelievable. This is pro wrestling, baby.

Nah, Michigan really had the Monstars. They were supposed to win 🤣 - Center was legit 7’4 - PF was 6’10, 250 with a 7’4 wingspan & freak athleticism - SF was 6’9, 240 w/ 7’3 wingspan as a 3-level scorer

MAGA when Trump fixes a problem he created in the first place:

How fucking blessed are we as Pistons fans to have Cade Cunningham on our team

The scammers are getting good 😂😂

My Dominik Hasek year has begun!

Fucking Detroit sports man. Will we ever rise again?

Marlin Klein went from being the 29th ranked TE in his class to being the second TE drafted by the NFL four years later. Harbaugh’s tight end evaluations and development at the position was hard to top. #GoBlue

As a reformed LeBron “hater”, I no longer care who you pick as the basketball GOAT. I’ve always had Bron #2, but it’s pretty much a 1a and 1b category now with a huge gap between them and the rest.

The champs are in the house 🏆 Michigan men's basketball pulled up to Magic-Pistons 🔥

Michigan had the same number of players from the transfer portal as Michigan State last season. Weird. Dusty May built a better all-time college 🏀 team than Tom Izzo ever has. Even Juwan Howard had more NCAA tournament wins than Tom Izzo during his hilarious Michigan career.