Good evening crypto fam!!! ๐๐๐๐๐
We haven't posted in a while and for obvious reasons.
Our IRL move to Hawaii is still set for first week of August, so that is taking up a ton of energy along with the IRL business. (I will be tokenizing my private company shortly).
Having said that, I've been building since the market is complete garbage, so I have time to sit and relax online and focus without the chaos from all the losers in this space. I plan on doing something with this along with
@basedbidx
๐ง Crypto AI/On-Chain โ what it does & what's coming.
Built an AI-powered trading desk that starts in paper mode ($10K simulated) and graduates to live Coinbase execution when you're ready.
Right now: ๐จ๐จ
Live price charts watchlist across 500 markets.
AI-generated signals grounded in RSI, MACD & SMA โ with confidence scores & plain-English rationale.
60-second narrative news sentiment for any coin.
Streaming AI chat assistant grounded in your portfolio & positions.
Portfolio tracking, open orders & trade history.
Market, limit, stop-loss & take-profit orders (paper)
Coming next: ๐จ๐จ
One-click toggle from paper โ live trading (Coinbase Advanced Trade).
Encrypted API key vault.
Manual-approval execution: AI suggests, YOU click Buy/Sell.
Real-time order sync & P&L tracking on live fills.
The thesis: let AI do the reading. You do the deciding.
I started testing last night and I've already made more ๐ต๐ต by just following AI orders than I would of listening to you dumb ass nitwits.
We have enough IRL data online to know that we have all been bamboozled by pretty much everyone in the space and convinced everyone knows more than you, when in reality. Everyone is broker than shit and have failed miserably online. So, now, it's time to move all trading decisions to AI and let AI make you your money.