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Being an adult is realising later in life that the relationship between Batman & The Joker is modeled after the relationship between a substitute teacher & the class clown. Arkham is based on the principal's office
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Watching yet another YouTube creator I've followed for years use and advertise AI software is pain. The Republic has truly fallen.
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I managed to stub my toe twice in the span of 5 minutes. What is the meaning of this? 😆
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The way I am actually starving rn and my YouTube shorts are ALL videos of people cooking steaks 😆
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🙄 When will people grow tf up? Adults in diapers.
Fabien Frankel is now limiting his comments on Instagram #HouseOfTheDragon
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Ah, now I'm all caught up. I don't know much about the writing industry yet, but I do know how institutions and organisations generally work. If she felt comfortable enough to tweet that, then it's standard practice with her and hers; she just broke Omerta is all.
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TV Show: "Will they? Won't they?" Me: "THEY'RE THE SAME BLOODY QUESTION!" 🤣
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Never thought I'd feel sorry for Otto 😆
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Nothing worse than working for an idiot lol
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That said, I stilll... don't... condone the actions taken 😅
The "King": I declare war! It's BEEN war mf 🤷🏾‍♂️😂
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Guy thought this was still season 1 😆
The "King": I declare war! It's BEEN war mf 🤷🏾‍♂️😂
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The "King": I declare war! It's BEEN war mf 🤷🏾‍♂️😂
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12,000 generations of homo sapien. How many generations since complex language and abstract thought began? 2,000? I think about how closely tied I might be to my ancestors. Did any of them sit up at night wondering if their MC was ready for phase 2? 😂
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Sweet Tooth s3, HotD s2, The Boys s4 and now The Bear s3? Are we even *allowed* to eat this good? Is June always like this? Is this legal!?
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May the gods spare this lowly writer from ever having to spell entrepreneurial again 🙏
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Am I allowed to believe YTube mix sensed my shift in mood and that's why it threw on some Greatest Battles of the Ottoman Empire while I'm writing?
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Fun Fact: The French nuclear doctrine allows for the use of a warning shot... A *nuclear* warning shot. Remind me never to poke fun at France again 😅. Vivian la Franz and all that.
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Mass: great at naming human characters, but terrible at naming small female dogs apparently 🤦🏾‍♂️😂
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I just came up with the perfect solution! I can cheat AND be self-referential atst 🤣
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Just opened my updated PDF viewer and saw an "AI Assistant" button in the corner. It made me feel uncomfortable af! 😆 This is how it begins...
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"Welcome to the Endless Library. I am the head librarian, Mr. Benjamin Tottertoastie."
Hello. I am your librarian, Michael Triptuna.
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This could not have come at a better time. I've been slapping together ideas for a series of kid-friendly stories I might write at some point in the distant future 😄
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