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1 Aug 2025
There’s a deleted tweet that went something like “men only want one thing and it’s to get a good cross breeze going”. This is how I live my life.
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A funny new wrinkle to the “no headphones volume up” crisis is that I’ve seen two people with straight up boomboxes this week.
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Technically just large Bluetooth speakers but not the headphones people are asking for.
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Jun 17
When I was little my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun’s decapitator!
Jun 15
Love when a mutual drops insane lore out of nowhere. Everybody share your lore. My dad’s youngest siblings, brother and sister, joined a cult in the 70s which led to an incident where my cousin suffered third-degree burns from deep fryer oil in a restaurant owned by the leader.
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Jun 17
The doneness gap between 3 and 4 is pissing me off.
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Jun 16
Bring back birthday parties. I narrowly lost the “biggest French fry” contest when my sister turned 6 and I’m ready for my redemption turn.
McDonald’s is bringing back fried apple pies for the first time in more than three decades to honor America’s 250th birthday. abcnews.link/3vthB3H
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Jun 16
Thinking about the Iraqi national anthem. Figured it’s probably not the same one they used under Saddam. Half-jokingly wondered if it’s the one they used when their head of state was Paul Bremer. And folks…
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Jun 16
Who is this unnamed soccer zealot who’s going around hurting the feelings of all the American pundits? Because he sounds cool as hell.
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Jun 16
Remembering the band, Ploughman’s Lunch. They played at my high school. My friend got detention for yelling “play more ska.”
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Jun 16
There was a time in recent Pennsylvania history where, in order for a bar to be open on Sunday, they had to offer food. The best dives had ham and turkey sandwiches that nobody ever ordered (unless you were PLCB). I know one place that stocked cans of Progresso soup.
Jun 14
The American mind cannot comprehend the idea of a small pub with no kitchen, and that this absolutely slaps when you need something to eat so you can keep drinking after 12 beers
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Jun 15
Never had much interest in a Skill Game. Only an idiot throws money at a learning curve like that.
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Jun 15
Many urbanized rednecks where I live but few have the swag to actually pull off “cowboy”
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Jun 15
As an English speaker I have to say that Cabo Verde rolls so much better off the tongue than “Cape Verde”
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Jun 14
What’s the BEST ever song by an Australian artist?
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Jun 14
I’m learning that cultural exchange might not be a great idea if there aren’t a few people who know what they’re talking about
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Jun 14
I’ve been noticing how there are dozens of places to tie off your powerboat on our 3 Rivers but few places to launch a kayak near the Point. It’s like a riverine form of Car Brain.
Jun 13
a boat was found floating by CBBT and a significant portion of the comments on the news article are variations of “canoes/kayaks aren’t boats” ……
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Jun 14
I will admit I am struggling to wrap my head around this knife work.
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Jun 14
And now a hydration break, so the players can take on some water and your closed captioner can have a little salami.
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Jun 13
Had a brainstorm yesterday: Canada Hockey should wear sour apple green like in the NES Ice Hockey game.
Jun 13
The question is less "why isn't the Dutch jersey red and blue" and more "why the fuck is orange not on the Dutch flag"
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