Full-time housewife. Part-time comedian.

Joined August 2009
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27 Jun 2022
White people literally made this country so great that everyone from their shitty countries all over the world wanted to move here and now they are ruining it with their nonsense white guilt. I'm going to have to move back to India.
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4 May 2022
Ah, we're back to fighting over the classics, war and abortion. Life has resumed. #natureshealing
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7 Jan 2021
I finally got my wisdom teeth pulled today just to get out of the house
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22 Dec 2020
the one thing I have learned this year is that people really don't want to die
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15 Nov 2020
I think Keith Raniere may be my type of guy
18 Oct 2020
anyone else getting tired of not dying of covid?
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20 Jul 2020
remember when covid wasn't people's ENTIRE PERSONALITY
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29 Jun 2020
is it just me or are regular people now becoming online trolls?
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30 May 2020
it's been really depressing to see celebrities houses during this time like why is all your shit wayfair bro
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21 May 2020
there are too many Indians.
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15 May 2020
there is no such thing as a family vacation. if you are in a family, you are not on vacation
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13 May 2020
my favorite thing about France is that they call it COVID DIX-NEUF
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12 May 2020
at what point is getting your gray hair dyed more important than the lives of others tho
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16 Apr 2020
Question: how long after the virus can one use fear of the virus to get out of social engagements?
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26 Mar 2020
shout out to all the moms with full-time nannies - WELCOME TO MOTHERHOOD
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24 Mar 2020
this feels like a time-out for humanity
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22 Feb 2020
Although I do live in West Hollywood, I am shocked at how many men have become women. Every man at my gym, the men behind the counter at veggie grill - is every man really a woman? Is there no such thing as a man? Was the whole thing just a facade?
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29 Jul 2019
yoga is a fun thing to do if you like watching white people excel at something other than owning land and people
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7 Aug 2018
"You're Gay? You're Brown? You're GAY AND BROWN? That's soooo much more interesting than just being good at comedy." ~Hollywood
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