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Joined March 2012
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6 May 2019
Charles Barkley with tracer is everything we wanted and more. x.com/NBAonTNT/status/112540…

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15 Mar 2019
Never seen so many boot-cut jeans, tweed blazers and flat caps in my life
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18 Feb 2019
Happy Birthday @nevsingh18 - see you at the weekend bro x
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18 Feb 2019
Pt. 2 - Son of Anarchy 😂 (@nevsingh18)
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19 Jan 2019
To this day the most satisfying goal I’ve ever seen
Umtiti Goal vs Spurs in 2013. #OldFootyClips
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i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake
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15 May 2018
Me and the Bro for San Giovannis @ San… instagram.com/p/BizvhOHHlEHq…

27 Mar 2018
Happy 21st to @HarryArnthal, hope you've had a sick day 🍻 roll on the weekend P.S. due to lack of recent/previously unused pictures of us, I've instead prepared a collage of icons
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24 Mar 2018
Whoever thought of Shazam is a god damn genius.
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6 Mar 2018

4 Mar 2018
Things to do in Nuneaton: -Be sober/bored -not be sober
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1 Mar 2018
I need barring from all pubs/bars Mon-Fri
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25 Feb 2018
David Silva's head is shinier than my rarest Pokémon card
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25 Feb 2018
Far too many jumped-up arse lickers for one little town
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17 Feb 2018
Trying to have a piss in a Teletubbies suit is incredibly challenging
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Mike Dean is even better with dramatic music
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28 Jan 2018
My hatred for fever and the majority of it's inhabitants has now come to full fruition
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