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Joined August 2010
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20 Jun 2024
Worst game of football I’ve ever seen Rice have. Utterly rubbish performance by the team, no plan just slow passes back and forth
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9 May 2024
Why have we acted like Podence is prime Messi in these two games 🤦🏻♂️
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21 Oct 2023
If you’re the guy who just cycled out in front of me, causing me to emergency stop with my 6 month old in the car, then decided to take a picture of our car like it was my fault, grow the fuck up
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8 Oct 2023
Turns out Giroud has been better in goal than Lloris this whole time
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20 Sep 2023
Onana is such a classic ‘make everything look as dramatic as possible’ but can’t actually do the simple things well
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Matt Watts retweeted
15 Jun 2023
Another week of BIG games are upon us… see you across the white line @CookleyCC @Feckenham_CClub & @CroftCricket 🏏
#weareoldswinford
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7 May 2023
Lionel Richie turning into the clay sculpture from his video for Hello
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12 Mar 2023
Nick Pope with the worlds worst first touch and then the slowest reaction time to it every time🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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17 Feb 2023
My first half term with @SolutionsCert couldn’t have been more enjoyable. Big thanks to the whole team for supporting me so much and quickly getting to grips with my great sense of humour 🙃
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12 Feb 2023
I know Americans love their national anthem, but how do they deal with it being sung differently every time?
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Matt Watts retweeted
6 Jan 2023
Thanks Matt
5 Jan 2023
I may have an amazing wife and some great mates, but @claudelittner is still up there on the list of my favourite people. And you are correct, I’ve never met him
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5 Jan 2023
I may have an amazing wife and some great mates, but @claudelittner is still up there on the list of my favourite people. And you are correct, I’ve never met him
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3 Jan 2023
Pregnant wife has COVID, I started a new job and the gas board have decided to dig up the end of our drive, eventful few days
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