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Joined February 2025
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Max Von Gunner retweeted
You can't win the league with corners
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Tonight's attendance is 1,086.
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May 13
The way football is moving, you’d think Arsenal personally offended the entire sport. This is supposed to be a World Cup year, yet every timeline, every pundit desk, every comment section has turned into a national inquiry into Arsenal’s existence. El Clásico literally happened same day as Arsenal's match but later time — a title‑shaping one — and nobody cared. They were too busy running diagnostics on Arsenal like we’re a malfunctioning spaceship. This isn’t banter anymore. This is obsession with a fever. Rival fans celebrate our slip‑ups with more passion than they celebrate their own trophies, like how do I explain it that Manchester City won Carabao cup final, yet a day later, it's still the loser that's being talked about🙎🏾‍♂️ The winner seem to have being long forgotten then somehow call Arsenal a “small club.” Small club? Brother, entire continents schedule their emotional wellbeing around whether Arsenal drop points. Nobody mobilises this much hatred for Brighton, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester city, or even Manchester United right now except their fans and even at that, few hours later, everyone starts talking about Arsenal again 😢🤗 They say Arsenal fans “talk too much.” Please. United fans, Chelsea’s trophy‑orphans, and City’s oil‑powered teenagers talk like they invented football. The difference is simple: Arsenal noise shakes the room, so everyone pretends it’s a crime. The truth is clearer than daylight: People fear Arsenal because they can see what’s coming. This club went from wandering the wilderness to rebuilding a superpower brick by brick, and the moment we started looking like a threat again, the entire ecosystem started hyperventilating. Some people hate Arsenal with a level of passion they don’t even reserve for their own personal problems. That kind of hatred isn’t manufactured — it’s existential panic. They’d genuinely rather watch a state‑funded football corporation with a legal folder thicker than a phonebook win the league again, just to stop Arsenal lifting one Premier League title. When Liverpool were fighting City, neutrals suddenly cared about “heritage” and “fair competition.” The moment Arsenal entered the chat, everyone became financial analysts explaining why 115 charges are actually a sign of good governance. This league is basically 18 clubs vs Arsenal, with Liverpool as the only ones who understand the trauma of losing to City by microscopic margins. They’re too exhausted to hate us — they’re running on nostalgia, paracetamol, and prayer. So keep crying. Keep foaming. Keep dedicating your weekends to monitoring Arsenal like unpaid security guards. Your tears are premium hydration for this gargantuan club So continue to shed the tears. 🔴⚪
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Max Von Gunner retweeted
The foul on David Raya was obvious & is nothing like some of the goals Arsenal have scored from corners! Arsenal were pulled up three years ago at Leicester for holding the goalkeepers arm!! #MNF #WHUARS ⚽️📊

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Max Von Gunner retweeted
Excellent from this Palace fan 👏👏👏

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Arsenal can't beat Bayern Arsenal can't beat Leverkusen Arsenal can't beat Inter Arsenal can't beat Sporting Arsenal can't beat Athletico Madrid Don’t forget that Athletico/Simeone has never lost a knock out game to an English club Athletico Madrid will go through at the Emirates Arsenal got the easiest routes to the final Arsenal can't beat either Bayern or PSG in the final Arsenal can't win the league Arsenal will drop points This is the worst season ever Corner FC Set-piece FC Haram FC Bottlers FC Let's wait till December January February March April City topped Arsenal have bottled the league Manchester City will never drop points again This is the best season ever Manchester City dropped points If Arsenal wins the league, it'll be the worst season ever Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal
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Max Von Gunner retweeted
- Sky Sports creating an industry plant to run the “bottle” gimmick on Arsenal. - Gary Neville inciting violence on Martinelli at the Emirates - ESPN presenters wanting to punch Arteta in the face. I could go on and on. But Arteta will put you all to shame, I’m sure of that.
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ALT Thierry Henry GIF

30 Nov 2025
Arsenal showed they won’t win the title whilst Chelsea showed they’re in the title race.
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Max Von Gunner retweeted
22 Nov 2025
Looks like it’s going to be a two horse race between Chelsea and Arsenal for the league. Adding Palmer to this attack? it’s curtains, just need the defense to do their part. Don’t want to get ahead of myself but I’m starting to believe again.
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Max Von Gunner retweeted
Wait, Gyokeres has scored 21 goals for Arsenal now? 😳 - 18 more goals than Isak - 13 more goals than Mbeumo - 11 more goals than Sesko - 11 more goals than Bruno Fernandez - 11 more goals than Phil Foden - 11 more goals than Cole Palmer - 10 more goals than Watkins - 8 more goals than Mateta - 4 more goals than Ekitike - 2 more goals than Joao Pedro And it’s his first season here🥹
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Can we just appreciate this beautiful sight? Spurs in their rightful place.
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Chills #afc #arsenal
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Max Von Gunner retweeted
Don't let rivals forget Eze's banger. Repost to just annoy them.

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EZE OMG WHAT A GOAL 😭🔥 x.com/Trendsxxch/status/2034…

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Max Von Gunner retweeted
Unbeaten in February ❤️‍🔥 @ManCity @BarclaysFooty Manager of the Month goes to Pep Guardiola 👔
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