“It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.”
Joined June 2013
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Matthew retweeted
29 Aug 2025
Seen as my old man can’t share this on here as he’s no clue how to use it…
Tryna get this out to as many clarets as we can🙏🏻🙏🏻 #twitterclarets
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Hi Kelvin.
Have just sent an email about photos you took of my son and Sarmiento on Saturday.
@kelvinstuttard
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Matthew retweeted
4 Jan 2025
This is the limbs Sky cut off by the way 🤦🏻♂️ #twitterclarets
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Matthew retweeted
Retweet this tweet to tell everyone you’re in love with Manuel Benson.
#twitterclarets
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Matthew retweeted
21 May 2022
Leeds United and Burnley have written to the Premier League, threatening to take legal action for their failure to punish Everton for what they believe to be a serious breach of the regulations. Relegation would have significant financial consequences. #EFC #LUFC #BurnleyFC
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30 Apr 2022
@PhilBirdBFC @andyhodgsontv
TWO second half goals in coming!
Vokes has scored today and Jack is due a goal 👀
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Matthew retweeted
8 Feb 2022
They join Preston North End in achieving the feat!
📻💻📱 Build-up ⬇️
#bbcfootball
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Matthew retweeted
8 Dec 2021
Julian Jessop, IEA Economics Fellow, on the cost of further Covid restrictions 👇
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Matthew retweeted
8 Dec 2021
This is the moment we all say to him
“ Do one “
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Matthew retweeted
31 Jul 2021
Yesterday @archiemanners and I convinced anti-vaxxer Piers Corbyn to take £10,000 he thought came from AstraZeneca to stop criticising their vaccine. Except it was monopoly money and we recorded the whole thing. youtu.be/u34rnwBnll4
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Matthew retweeted
30 Jun 2021
Please note:
If you have a table/booking on Saturday and are now considering watching the football instead, please do the decent thing:
Pick up the phone. Let them know. Give them the chance to offer the table to someone else.
No more no shows.
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Gender reveal gone wrong.
😂😂
youtu.be/4c9Sy96jN4o
