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So Matterface, this is 'the one we've all been waiting for' is it? Fud. #engcro
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I notice that, predictably, the Venn diagram of those who shout loudest about 'protecting are children' (sic) and those foaming at the mouth about the social media ban is almost a complete circle.
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This game is already turning into a Premier League wankfest for these commentators #BELEGY
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I mean, Ally McCoist can sometimes be intensely annoying on co-comms, but at least he sounds like he's happy to be there. Which is more than can be said for Lee Dixon, who seems to be on a mission to be even more miserable than what Mark Lawrenson ever was. #WorldCup
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Only one band can soundtrack today. 'MON SCOTLAND! π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
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Straight away, ITV need to punt these two Americans into the sea. Awful.
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Unless Tunisia surprise everyone, even if Scotland DO manage to get out the group, their 2nd round opponents are likely to be one of Japan, Netherlands, Sweden, Mexico, Germany or France. #FIFAWorldCup
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Stoked at Scotland looking good in our last game. 8 goals in two games. Nice warm up. Lovely stuff.
Then I look at England twitter after their game. I feel bad for England. I love visiting there. It's a great nation being eaten alive by fucking racist pricks. Be better.
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Anyone got a spare 300k so I can retire? Thanks in advance.
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I want to go back to 2025 when nobody, and I mean, nobody gave a flying fuck about dressing rooms in clothes shops.
Social media has a lot to answer for.
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Absolutely delighted to find this cracking album on vinyl today at Europa Music in Stirling. Had this on cassette for many years. Chuffed.
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This is tremendous.
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Yes, yes it is.
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Β£8 million for Andy Robertson
Β£2.5 million for John McGinn
Think it's fair to say Liverpool and Villa got their money's worth from those two legends
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If this doesnae get you going, nothing will. Bravo to whoever put this together. The juxtaposition of McSauce's overhead kick with Gemmill's goal in 78 is just genius editing.
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Congratulations to VAR, Scottish League Champions 2025-26.
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Martin Geissler is a wee rat. Any chance to have a wee dig at the SNP, he's all over it. Fanny.
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Fucks sake England. Why are you continually taken in by this snake oil salesman? #Election
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Vinyl Sundays. It's been a while
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