nosebleed seats
Joined January 2012
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9 Sep 2020
Picture this: You match on tinder. He looks like a real a**hole but he offers to take you out to dinner. He picks you up in his Toyota Tacoma at 12am and brings you to get the Travis Scott burger. He doesn’t pay. When he drops you off he asks to come inside. 🤦🏽♀️
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2 Feb 2023
Only the 2nd time this is about to happen. Can’t get into Twitter on my new phone & dropping off my old phone today. I love this mf account but this might b goodbye it’s been real 😪🤧🥹🫶🏽🫣🫣🫣🫣
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cactus mac retweeted
31 Dec 2022
What 3 words do you see?
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29 Dec 2022
legit couldn’t open my phone this year without being reminded of something that I could fix about myself like DAMN what has haPpeNed 😭😭😭😭🤧
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cactus mac retweeted
23 Dec 2022
no more caps in 2023 im done yelling
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cactus mac retweeted
23 Dec 2022
me packing for a 3 day trip
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20 Dec 2022
men don’t wanna text but want your p*ssy juice all over their bed. foul
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23 Dec 2022
538 of you saw this? And didn’t like it? If you’re not funny or not horny just say that??? Damn
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23 Dec 2022
hope everyone had their post nut clarity tonight 🫶🏽 I know I did 🥰 gnite 😙
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cactus mac retweeted
20 Dec 2022
i'm not a morning person i'm a middle of the night creature
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21 Dec 2022
not even the serotonin boost from masturbation is helping my depression right now. fucking hell
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19 Dec 2022
I finally muster up the strength to take pictures for my bottle service girly applications and I have to take them outside obvi so I’m on my balcony like ? damn near naked and TELL ME WHY THE WHOLE COMPLEX OUT HERE BUILDING BIKES N SHIT. fucking hell
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12 Dec 2022
screaming crying THROWING UP rn. I just fucking realized a casting director emailed me about “wild love” and I blew it off bc I didn’t know what it was. IT WAS TOO HOT TO HANDLE. ur mf joking
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12 Dec 2022
listen I am not saying I would’ve been on the show. I am not saying they would’ve even looked at my application. I’m just upset !!! Ok !!!
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4 Dec 2022
Enid and Wednesday remind me a lot of me and Kayla in college 🤣🤣🤣
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27 Nov 2022
men- stop dming unless you’re looking to wife !!! idgAF if u like my outfit. of course you do. i picked it out!!!
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