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🚨UPDATE: Spain is tied 0-0 with Cape Verde at halftime
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Who the fucks this pissed up old hag talking about the game FFS..
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Yuuurrss
Deliveroo app
Uber Eats app
Ban these today and watch the income stream for illegal immigrants dry up overnight.
Then ban vape sales….all of them. No one needs them, they’re absolutely pointless
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Got Cape Verde in the works sweep.
Booby prize was most goals conceded in group stage.
Thought with playing Spain I was in with a shout.
Useless tapas afternoon sleeping bastards.
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Right.
Would it be the right time to inform everyone that I've only got to work one and a half days in the next 12...
Of course it would..
Fillet steak seasoned and red wine opened..
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FFS 😭
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Brother Mac retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Someone named “flickraw” just put $2.7M on the Netherlands to win their match vs Japan
This pays out is $5,827,897.87 on Polymarket
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Jun 14
Just turned itv on and thought carragher had put loads of Terry waite on but it was that postipoggilou silly named cunt instead.
Need glasses.
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🚨 NEW: The UK social media ban for under-16s will be enforced through facial recognition, digital IDs, credit cards, open banking, passports, mobile provider checks or email age estimation
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Jun 14
Tune 🎶
Nothing fake or plastic about Laura. She had sensational voice and such a beautiful woman. RIP Laura.
Laura Branigan - Gloria
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Jun 14
Normally about this time, I boast about not being in work tomorrow and being off all week.
Well I can't.
I have to work one Monday a month and it's fucking tomorrow.
Fuck off.
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Jun 14
.@GrumpyGB still wears these.
Timberlands - synonymous on the terraces in the 90s. Who owned a pair?
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Jun 14
Bet he's got loads of mates.
Jun 13
Imagine your dad being a famous footballer and still missing your games, while your mom is SHAKIRA and goes to every single one. ✨
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Jun 13
You fucking retard.
And all decent UK citizens have a duty to support @Keir_Starmer.
There is nobody that is going to do a better job at this moment
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