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Make up a Musician @MadeUpMusician

Making up musicians. DM for submissions.

Joined June 2022
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Robert Komaniecki@Komaniecki_R
17 Feb 2023
Guy who thinks “dress rehearsal” means everybody wears a dress
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14,119
Musician who thinks power chords and power bottoms are somehow related concepts
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2,726
129,214
Musician who thinks “DAW” is what you say when you see a cute puppy
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2,454
Musician who thinks this stands for "mega forte"
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6,712
Musician who doesn’t know the word “natural,” so they call G ♮ “Straight-Up G.”
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4,007
Musician who heard that the liquid that comes out of brass instrument spit valves is “just water, bro” and decided to drink a glass of it
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2,210
Musician who is under the impression that you play clarinet not by covering the finger holes, but by inserting your fingers in them
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15
386
Musician who sings bass in choir and pulled a muscle in his taint trying to take his note in the final chord down an octave
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1,470
This one isn’t made up. Please help, the medical bills are piling up
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260
Musician who has made it this far without knowing what the Circle of Fifths is, and is at this point too afraid to ask
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337
3,830
Single male music professor age 40-65 who has never slept with (or attempted to sleep with) one of his students
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119
3,325
Double reed player who drinks the cup of reed water like a shot after they’re done
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2,186
Musician that refers to C Major as “The People’s Key”
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3,901
Musician who can’t choose one instrument to master, so instead they’re mediocre at several
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1,412
12,559
Musician who has never actually learned how to make sound on the flute and just goes “tooooooot” and hopes nobody notices
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454
Musician that feels no desire to play the one song they know on piano when they see an unguarded piano
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2,490
Musician who refers to their B flat Bass Clarinet as a their “BBC”
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114
1,815
Musician who hits the "demo" button on an electric keyboard and then politely steps away, does not mime playing, and clarifies that it's not them playing
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1,624
Musician who shouts “take it to the bridge!” before starting the development section of a sonata
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2,985
Musician who phonetically pronounces “guitar” as “gooey-tar”
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