ScientistβͺοΈWildlife Ecologist βͺοΈConservationist βͺοΈTeacher βͺοΈDad βͺοΈHusband βͺοΈBrother βͺοΈWriter βͺοΈRanter. I swearβ¦a lot. Trust science because guessing sucks.
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13 Oct 2020
Bad people cannot be good leaders. There are no exceptions to this rule.
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8 Nov 2022
These two racist actions are not unrelated.
washingtonpost.com/electionsβ¦
washingtonpost.com/nation/20β¦
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7 Nov 2022
Please donβt lick the toads.
The Sonoran desert toad secretes a potent toxin that can make people sick.
Despite the risks, some people have discovered that the toad's toxic secretions contain a powerful hallucinogenic. n.pr/3FO5hpT
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7 Nov 2022
remember when Elon Musk told a bunch of hospitals he was sending thousands of respirators to them at the beginning of the pandemic but he actually just sent a bunch of cpap machines which are for people with sleep apnea
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7 Nov 2022
Head to 83 degrees todayβ¦my star magnolia looks like itβs going to bloomβ¦ itβs the second week of November.
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6 Nov 2022
Only football could lift a mentally incompetent pathological liar with a history of violence and irresponsibility over a Baptist minister with a doctorate and record of accomplishment for his state. Only football.π€¦π»ββοΈ
6 Nov 2022
Football has always been a theme for Georgia contenders, who have been all too willing to tie themselves to the national champs. But top-ranked Georgiaβs showdown with Tennessee brought their efforts to a new level. ajc.com/politics/can-footbalβ¦
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6 Nov 2022
No, I did not enjoy my morning run around the city π‘
6 Nov 2022
Ahhh. Athens after a big game when we witness the aftermath of 200k people who espouse their love of the city & believe it is their God given right to throw their shit anywhere & leave it to public institutions & local government they deride to clean up after them. Go Dawgs!
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6 Nov 2022
Ahhh. Athens after a big game when we witness the aftermath of 200k people who espouse their love of the city & believe it is their God given right to throw their shit anywhere & leave it to public institutions & local government they deride to clean up after them. Go Dawgs!
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Weβre hiring a new Dean of the Odum School of Ecology.
Learn more: t.uga.edu/8zS
#ecojobs #facultyjobs #jobsearch #ScienceJobs #ecology
ALT Foreground:βDean of the Odum School of Ecology. Apply now at ecology.uga.edu/employment/β with background image of the ecology building at UGA.
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3 Nov 2022
More jolt: A Herschel Walker aide accused former Sen. Kelly Loeffler yesterday of not supporting Gov. Kemp in the GOP primary. But it was Herschel Walker who didnβt support Gov. Kemp in the primary. #gapol #gasen ajc.com/politics/politics-blβ¦
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#jobs Assistant Professor in the ecology of coastal marine ecosystems in my department: School of Aquatic and Fishery Sciences, University of Washington
@UW @UW_SAFS
Apply here: facultysearch.interfolio.comβ¦
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2 Nov 2022
People should just block Elon Musk to give themselves a little more time before eventually leaving this platform. π€
1 Nov 2022
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1 Nov 2022
My latest: Since Musk took over Twitter, many have rightly condemned the rampant misinformation and bigotry on here. But Twitter's content policies haven't changed. People are just noticing how broken it already is. I know this from personal experience: theatlantic.com/ideas/archivβ¦
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28 Oct 2022
The Okefenokee Swamp is under threat from proposed mining near its edge.
Join Patagonia grantee @GARiverNetwork on November 1 for a virtual screening of "Okefenokee Destiny" to learn more about this local issue and ways you can take action.
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31 Oct 2022
TT Plant Evolution job @UFBiology
what's a plant?
**any photosynthetic eukaryote counts**
@PSAAlgae @bps_algae @SEFalgas @marinephycolab
explore.jobs.ufl.edu/en-us/jβ¦
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31 Oct 2022
Seeking applicants for @ssarherps 2023 Pre-College Scholars program. Know a high school-aged student with an interest in herpetology? Forward this to them. International students are eligible and we expect to be able to fully fund one fellow from Central America to attend JMIH!
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31 Oct 2022
Know a high school-aged student with an interest in herpetology? Weβre seeking applicants for @ssarherps 2023 Pre-College Scholars program. International students are eligible. Application deadline is November 30, 2022.
ssarherps.org/ssar-awards/prβ¦