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A hitman was arrested today. Authorities say he was hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines.
Authorities are saying this may be the first confirmed case of a knick knack paddy whack.
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This man has to be my long lost father.
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So Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga was loads of fun.
Now they need to make Lego Star Wars: The Clone Wars. So much to draw from in those seasons. It'd be so much fun.
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I will be seeing this in theaters no less than 12 times. There will be no negotiation.
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I'm a novice birder and I don't really get to travel, but here's what I've got so far:
Northern Cardinal
Mourning Dove
Tufted Titmouse
Chipping Sparrow
Blue Jay
Carolina Wren
Carolina Chickadee
Red-Bellied Woodpecker
Eastern Bluebird
American Crow
Brown-headed Nuthatch
(1/4)
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Eastern Kingbird
Northern Flicker
Red-Cockaded Woodpecker
Yellow-throated Vireo
Eastern Phoebe
Red-shouldered Hawk
Great Blue Heron
Mallard Duck
Canada Goose
Green Heron
Red-tailed Hawk
Black Vulture
European Starling
Belted Kingfisher
House Sparrow
Hairy Woodpecker
(3/4)
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Cooper's Hawk
Wood Duck
Bald Eagle
Great Horned Owl
Wild Turkey
Rock Pigeon
Snowy Egret
I've seen others but haven't confirmed what they were so... these are just what I could be sure of.
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Breaking news: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer has been pronounced dead. While flying over Madrid, he struck a flock of birds and a Boeing 737.
Witnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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I went down to the beach and saw Kiki and she was all like "uueeehhh" and I'm like "whatever."
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I am a former Destiny superfan. 1000s of hours in 1 and 2. I stopped playing when they vaulted content. And now, sure enough, they're ending support without unvaulting said content. Stop Killing Games is right.
Do better, Bungie.
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I never even found out what the mysterious dark pyramid ships were that were teased at the end of one of the last DLCs I played.
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Oh my god you guys. The government just shut down this super secret lab that was doing experiments to try and cross humans with lettuce.
They found human romaines!
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This yellow cake uranium is the worst tasting cake I've ever had.
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