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maggibot could use a snack@MaggiBot
27 Sep 2023
Please find me in the bluer sky place @ maggidearest over there Twitter is getting uninstalled everywhere 😘😘😘😘
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Me: Thx *Client*, may I have the email of your a/p contact to send an invoice? Them: *same email they're sending from* Me: Sorry, what's the email? Them: It's *still the same email* Me: That appears to be the email I'm talking with. Them: Yes, we all share one email.
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When you have tinnitus and can't tell where the high pitch noise is coming from (*externally*). Took me an hour

ALT Did You Hear That Cactus GIF by Happy Place
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today is birthday! step one: make coffee at home and play some vidya games. step two: literally no idea what to do today step three: maybe fancy dinner?
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I bought myself a new script and pair of glasses (boy did i need em! ) but they're still being made so i'll need something more immediate on my adventures today.
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Barbie is out! So that's on the table. also when you google it, the theme of google changes to PINK yay!
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Starting my rewatch of What We Do in the Shadows so I'll be ready to binge season 5 when it's all aired.

ALT What We Do In The Shadows Crepe Paper GIF
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My work is wanting to rent out a bit of coworking space. Does anyone have a favorite website or method for this? We're chill and queer friendly and silly but have NO idea how to find the people!
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Had trouble swallowing a pill this morning and it started dissolving and its DISGUSTING powder coating filled my mouth with vanilla flavor. nothing was helping, teeth brushing, fatty foods, mint, yerba mate... so I've been sipping some hot sauce. I feel better. the end
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Holy fuck The Idol is so good. So many content warnings but for trauma survivors it's so powerful and relatable. The writing and the empathy and the neutral nature of humans. It's a crime they're cancelling it early
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Current bar stimulation level: Dave n Busters Why yes I DID just watch Loot for the first time. There is music on the speaker, from the pinball, and from the jam band at the rail, and both Bobs Burgers and Trek on silent
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Too much crazy for just one brain

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Nathen made me buttered noodles and the BAD brains are much calmer now. Turns out one must eat, like, daily.
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I wish more things came in coffee can canisters

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Let's play Pikmin Bloom together! My friend code is: 081086791604
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Escaping the office! Time to find some lunch
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Someone in this bar smells of fresh laundry and my libido doesn't know what to do. Who are you magical dryer human?

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Announcement: I'm no longer Extra I'm buttered bacon.
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Having a lonely night amongst the humans kinda feels But there's a robot at this art thing threatening passersby with drum sticks so that's a great thing
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