If I give you a courtesy follow back and you don’t know me, (meaning you are not followed by someone I follow, don’t actually know someone that knows me ‘in real life,’ or you haven’t met me face to face anywhere), please do not immediately DM me upon me following you and try to manufacture familiarity. I’ve studied up on some psychology, so I don’t fall for it. I’m also not interested in your cryptocurrency scams. In fact, for a living, I have a role as a cybersecurity expert for a large and continually growing financial institution; so I’m really not the mark you’re hoping for. Might want to unfollow me now and save me the hassle of having to apply my professional skills in my personal time. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

I’m on ‘staycation’ this week. Getting a little burned out with work. Not bad…just a little. No plans to go anywhere, but taking suggestions for paranormal stuff and short road trips. youtu.be/r3-xK1s51dg?is=jTqz…

My friend said his favorite Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back quote was, "Aargh Luke, ye scurvy dog, I be yer father." …I think he got a pirated copy.

I’m with @dustinpari. If you don’t agree with this… You’re cursed!

Sadly, the inventor of auto-correct has died. His funeral is tomato.

Anyone in the paranormal community know any haunted locations where a paranormal investigation (public or private) can be done in Florida - say, in Lakeland or maybe within a 45 minute or hour drive from Lakeland?

Just watched the 2010 “Robin Hood” movie starring Russell Crowe for the first time. While I enjoyed the movie to a degree, it was frustrating. It was over 2 hours long and it ended where I expected the story to start! It feels like it was the setup for a sequel that never came.

Why not make today your New Beginning? Do your best to leave past mistakes in the past. Do not allow them to weigh you down any longer. Today, move forward with confidence. Know that better, brighter days - and a better you - lie ahead. …And it all starts RIGHT NOW! ☀️

Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot’s uniform. I thought it was a bit odd… But then I realized he was one of those ‘plane clothes’ cops.

I just want to live ‘happily ever after’….every now and then. youtu.be/HNSjrLDm5p0?si=kjky…

I stopped in a hair salon to see the owner, who is a lady I went to high school with, about our upcoming 40th reunion. Sitting outside, between the salon and a Subway sandwich shop, was some dude who waved at me as I pulled into the parking lot. He waved, then flipped me off. Odd. But okay. I parked the car and when I got out of the car to go into the salon, he said hello and mumbled something. I absolutely could not understand him. I said hello and he mumbled again. Missing most of his front teeth. I should have ignored him, but I asked him to repeat himself. Again, I didn’t understand a word. Then he did this ridiculous fake crying thing and put his hand on his stomach and said he’s hungry. Ah. Exactly what I figured. I told him I don’t carry cash, just cards and walked into the store as he yelled something unintelligible, but I’m sure insulting by the tone. The verbal equivalent of the wave turned into the finger. Turns out, I missed my friend and she wasn’t there. (I should’ve called or text first but thought I’d surprise her. The surprise was on me!) I stepped outside and he is now mumbling at me in a much louder voice than before, escalating in volume and venom with every three or four “words.” This time, I did catch as I was maybe halfway to the car, “can I have a sandwich?!” Now, sometimes I do buy hungry people food. Sometimes I give money to people who need it when they ask and sometimes when they don’t, but I can tell they need it. If an ask starts with flipping me the birds then employs really terrible fake crying to garner sympathy and then an immediate pivot to yelling and insulting me, there isn’t a snowball’s chance in Miami Beach of them getting a damn thing from me. And to boot, this guy is telling me he’s hungry to the point of holding his stomach and producing (fake) tears, but he had a cell phone he was scrolling around on and he was smoking a cigarette. So he has money to buy a cell phone and have service, AND he can buy cigarettes…but he expects passersby- who he flips off, by the way - to believe he’s starving because he has no money to get a sandwich? Okay Uncle MethHead. We believe you. 🤦🏻‍♂️

The aorta is my favorite artery. …It has a special place in my heart.

Do you know why there's no cheating allowed in the library? …Because you have to do everything by the book.

A tennis ball bounces into a bar. The bartender asks, “Have you been served?"

I hate it when people make jokes about my weight. …I guess I need to lighten up.

A cannibal family moved in next door and invited us over for dinner. …I guess they were fed up with their old neighbors.

What a shame. I saw Peabo Bryson in 1993. He opened for Kenny G and it was a really good show. My favorite song by him wasn’t the Disney stuff or the Top 40 duets, but was the title track to his, “Can You Stop The Rain” album. Rest well, Peabo.