Aerial Photographer and Video Magician. Multiple Awards in Photography and a few Movies and Shows feature Aerial Magic. Recently killed in my on screen debut
Joined March 2009
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- Following 1,135
- Followers 720
- Likes 6,027
3,049 Photos and videos
Apr 19
LMPD is on fire…
LIVE THREAD: POST-FIREWORKS SURVIVAL MODE. Stay tuned as we make fun of you while you’re cussing traffic.
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Feb 26
Did u know u have to take a polygraph test to work for @LMPD as a content creator?
#Day6
#StillWaiting
#PendingBadge
#ContentCreationKing
#DaddyOfContent
#MauryMoment
#LieDetectorResultsIn
#FutureBadgeHolder
#SocialMediaUnit
#BadgeWatch
#WaitingGameStrong
#ViralApplication
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Feb 23
Louisville! I’m now digitizing from VHS & VHS-C tapes! Super8 and Mini DV also available. Watch your home movies again!
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Feb 23
Day 4 of pending badge and I’m wondering how the @LMPD missed the opportunity to put out a Wanted Poster for their new opening…
#ImYourHuckleberry #WantedAlive #IPromiseToOnlyDoOneMemeToday #AreThereAnyDonutsLeft #NoSprinkles #StillNoBadge #HireMeAlready #Day4 #SnarkDepartment
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Donnie Yeoman Jr retweeted
Feb 19
The suspect thought he had the advantage. A dark winter night, open space and distance from officers. Then the drone launched.
Within moments, thermal imaging revealed his exact location and evidence concealed in the snow. No guesswork or drawn-out ground searches, just clarity from above. And this wasn’t a one-off. @LMPD's multi-agency drone program, shared across police, fire and emergency services, is now part of daily operations.
That’s what connected aerial intelligence looks like. With solutions like Axon Air DFR helping agencies operationalize drone programs, the advantage shifts.
Read more at wave3.com/2026/02/04/lmpd-ch…
@SkydioHQ #Axon #ProtectLife
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Feb 22
Day 3:
After hours of intense questioning, the cone finally confessed.
Charges include:
– Obstruction of visual clarity
– Aiding and abetting lazy captions
– First-degree misuse of filters
The suspect claims it was “just placed there.”
So was the typo.
Badge status: Pending
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Feb 21
Day 2 of waiting for my new badge from @LMPD and I’m already making new friends! #Snark #Blocked #TheNextMessageWasALinkToTheirMusic #RealArtists #SheIsAngry #BreakHerOffAPieceOfAKitKatBar
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Feb 21
Day 2 of waiting for my badge from @LMPD
training focus: writing citations.
Not for speeding…
But for crimes against social media.
– Reckless meme deployment
– First-degree typo
– Unlawful use of stretched images
I’m ready.
The algorithm is not.
#HireTheSnark
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One Lane River Ahead!
02.05.26
Ohio River at The Big Four Bridge
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