Tech Consultant. Purdue Alum. Cat dad. Dairy-Free. Investor. tft 1100lp peak (washed)

Joined October 2012
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every day is paradise
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i’ve put 80 hours into persona 5 royal just to find out i didnt max out my councilor level enough to get to the royal dlc 💀 fuck my life
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deserved the most: elden ring undeserved: BOTW
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Out of all the GOTY winners, which deserved the title the most and which didn't deserve it at all?
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this time i caught them both serving face
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halo CE remake not having multiplayer is a huge miss. original halo CE dropped before xbox live and it never had a true online multiplayer experience. too bad 343 only cares about profit margins
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culver’s drive thru guy said i look swole today after 6 months of daily gym
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14 May 2020
my girlfriend’s my grad cap grad cap
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sophie went to the vet today and served the most lethal face card ever
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omg i love how many people love my girl 🫶🏻 i have two btw 😼
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In The Lost Wild, evade intelligent dinosaurs and other prehistoric threats. The survival-horror adventure comes to PS5 in 2027: play.st/43ISm3c
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Later today, TFT will be deploying a B-patch for 17.4. I'm posting the notes now for those looking to prepare for competitive events later this week, but expect the Patch Notes to updated shortly, when the game updates. The targets of our changes are Stage 5 , where only a few comps can find winning lines, and then helping out some early-game options where we can. Fast 9 is currently too consistent due to a myriad of augments/Arbiter/high-end cap. We're adjusting some of these, and will be looking to tweak other systems as needed in 17.5 if Fast is still the dominant strategy. Expect this to be deployed in the afternoon (PT), and the TFT page will update when it's Live. Thanks for playing!
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The live team has a balance focused mid-patch update targeted to go live by end of day today. The patch aims to open up more comps through nerfs to over-performers (Vex, Zoe, etc) and buffs to underperforming units/traits (Ezreal, Space Groove, etc). Full details with a patch notes update soon.
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wolfe glick vs alex underhill 💀 absolute goliath of a match
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May 31
Apparently people competing in Indianapolis are dealing with spotty internet, no working bathrooms, and Wolfe Glick running straight bullshit as a roaming boss encounter
They can't keep getting away with this 🧍 #PokemonVGC
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sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever
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just got lucky and found 3 packs for 6 bucks each fuck scalpers
if you’re a scalper fuck you i shouldn’t have to pay 40 bucks for cherry float coke zero
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thanks guys all the indy tweets have cured my fomo of not being there
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There is this annoying bug during god selection where I switch to my board, switch back and I can’t choose anything. I hope they fix that before next week.
Replying to @TFT
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if you’re a scalper fuck you i shouldn’t have to pay 40 bucks for cherry float coke zero
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I’ve been secretly making an indie game for the last 1.5 years. It’s a Tetris-inspired roguelike deckbuilder, and the demo is out now! If you followed me for TFT, I’d really appreciate you taking a look ❤️
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10-Inch Glow in the Dark T-Rex for $79.90! fkd.deals/?product=https:%…
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