There's confusion, so here's that EHRC guidance in plain Sunday Sport language: 'Lads, if you want to play dress up and have a wank, crack on. Just not in the ladies' shithouse, eh?'

Meet Mackenzie Bly (not his real name; see back cover). I wanted to write something purely funny, but I fell in love with my lead character along the way. It's out in August, but the lovely proofs have just arrived. Retweet before tomorrow (Sun) evening, and I'll pick 2 winners.

I have to say I have never seen such an important and much needed petition gain signatures so slowly. It doesn't make sense! I don't understand why we wouldn't want an inquiry into increased sexual violence in NHS hospitals. Please sign and share petition.parliament.uk/petit…

She doesn't even understand why this is so funny!

From hospital workers in Scotland to swimmers on Hampstead Heath women largely want to undress and change their clothes away from the sight of men they are not intimate with. The amount of legal obfuscation deployed in various places to ignore or deny this simple truth is amazing

Imagine if the BBC simply stated the truth: Dr. Upton is a man who calls himself Beth and who expects everyone else to pretend they think he’s a woman. He believes that he has the right to shower and change with his female colleagues. NHS Fife supports him.

Seriously @AmazonUK ? Surely your packing robot can find a more efficient box than that v

So my dog came in from the garden and sighed a disgusting breath at me. "Blimey Peter, that's an exhalation of doom!" Upon which my amazon device chirped up "I'm not sure I can help you with that!"

For the impending 80th Anniversary of Victory In Europe Day, I share this fascinating colour film of the VE Day celebrations held in London on 8th May 1945. I have edited it together for you using rare original colour cine footage. It is not colourised. The soundtrack is Irving Berlin's satirical song about Hitler entitled "When That Man Is Dead And Gone", sung by the wonderful Al Bowlly, who tragically never got to see the end of the war, as he was killed a few weeks after recording this song when a Luftwaffe parachute mine exploded outside his London flat.

#TreeClub I give you this unassuming and indomitable flowering cherry. It has bloomed in the wastes of a tesco car park for over 25 years. It brings me joy and shows hope in the concrete. It is my favourite tree.

These have arrived! - the finished, hardback copies of a little book I've written about the joyfully unpredictable experience of producing Father Ted. Publication is Feb 20th but I'd like to give away two copies early - RT by Saturday 6pm and my dog Watson will pick the winners.

Please, can anyone help us. Our current washing machine is on its way to washing machine heaven and our washing pile is piling up and up, we ensure daily clean bedding for our dogs in our foster care if there is anyone that can help us with the cheapest 12 kg washing machine I can find , I’ve put on our Amazon wish list we would be so so so very grateful. We don’t want to run out of bedding, especially with the cold nights coming in🧡 amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/ls/ref=mw…

Urgent please retweet to help Megan find a home #YORKSHIRE #UK 💔Aged 12 overlooked💔 Available for adoption, registered British Charity ✅ Details or apply for Megan here👇 helpingyorkshirepoundies.co.… Megan is such a little character, and despite being 12, is fit as a fiddle with a spring in her step! She is a Patterdale cross and is looking for a home who know and love Terriers and can offer her a relatively active lifestyle even though she’s a senior! Megan is a little star who LOVES to play with her toys, loves her food, loves her walks and loves to hop up onto your knee for a cuddle! She is totally clean in her kennel, so appears to be housetrained. She hasn’t shown much interest in other dogs so far – no aggression at all, but equally hasn’t been particularly interested in interacting, so may be happiest as the only dog, or with a calm dog who will be independent of her. She isn’t cat tested. Megan would suit a child free home. She would love a quiet (ish), active retirement home with access to a secure garden. Megan’s little quirk is that she will sometimes have a bark at cars on her walks, so she’d love to live in a more rural/countryside home away from busy traffic if possible! She has sadly been returned into our care as she isn’t a good traveller and stresses in the car (barks/is unsettled – she is not carsick). She really is such a fab little lady with so much personality – we think she’s a Terrier lovers dream and would take her home ourselves if we had the room! #dogs #dog #animals #adoptdontshop #Rescuedogs #Sheffield #Leeds #Rotherham #Wakefield

Please tell the TUC that women need single sex toilets in the workplace

Shep would like you to retweet him so the people who are searching for their perfect match might just find him 💚🙏 oakwooddogrescue.co.uk/meett… #teamzay #dogsoftwitter #rescue #rehomehour #adoptdontshop #k9hour #rescuedog #adoptable #dog

Bobbie would like you to retweet him so the people who are searching for their perfect match might just find him 💚🙏 oakwooddogrescue.co.uk/meett… #teamzay #dogsoftwitter #rescue #rehomehour #adoptdontshop #k9hour #rescuedog #adoptable #dog

Does anyone else find it creepy that this deeply dodgy ad is all over my timeline and I can't cancel it?

Sophie is trying to cancel this small, not-for-profit book shop run by women because they sell a book he doesn’t personally approve of. Can we make this post go viral and get @newsfromnowhere a lot more followers, just to spite him?