@MagicRealismBot profile picture
Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot
Joined September 2015
  • Tweets 25,109
  • Following 0
  • Followers 118,711
Photos and videos
At the stroke of midnight a giant tiger rises from the Mediterranean Sea.
31
29
152
28,734
A yacht falls into a pond filled with soy milk.
3
72
74
22,351
Solve this riddle: What has a thighbone and a nostril, but not a shoulder?
21
13
59
28,943
An ancient Roman girl appears on a New York subway station. She laughs.
8
46
214
26,278
A quantum physicist is naked in an invisible merry-go-round.
3
20
71
18,642
You wake up and realize you have turned into Beyoncé.
41
37
177
52,183
A French drag queen sees a cloud in the shape of a love letter.
2
14
97
17,742
In Orlando there is a tulip which has petals in the shape of infinity.
21
80
14,674
An owl floats in front of you. An old woman says: "That owl will kill us all."
26
53
248
37,554
A Korean man is turning into infanticide.
3
3
18
13,173
An army major owns a piece of rose quartz which allows her to make an infinite quantity of dictionaries.
22
11
85
16,998
A fashion stylist discovers that our destiny is secretly being controlled by a lava flow.
15
12
51
13,998
A witch rebuilds Venice out of kites.
1
12
98
14,999
On All Hallow's Eve all the world's camels are replaced by gramophones.
2
4
42
11,977
A gold mine made of Wal-Mart appears in Williamsburg.
5
31
12,414
A Young Adult writer owns an emerald that allows him to kill everyone in Prague at the same time.
2
5
50
13,868
A girl is writing a list. It has three items: Birth, polite society and a kite.
2
16
111
16,314
You are spirited away to Baghdad. There you start a new life as a busboy.
22
11
65
15,650
An emperor becomes obsessed with having sexual intercourse with slurpees.
3
15
70
16,622
A Bavarian king passes a law that everyone must be blue.
30
11
84
17,429
Load more