I’m on Twitter to lie and laugh. Edible Enthusiast. Comedian. Writer. 🍃 #AtomicEdibles
Joined June 2009
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he was a TEACHER????!!!!
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My food stamps are over . They done asked me for my check stubs . They may fuck around and put me in jail . Pray for me . 😭
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This woman texted me at 2:45 am and asked was I up. Do I look like a WHORE to you?!
Yes I'm up, the front door unlocked you little slut
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Twoblems funny as hell
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RT @TaylorMieSean: Wait.. this what you look like & you on here crying about Jacquees!? Please.
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But yall mfs couldn’t wear a fuking mask in the grocery store for 20 minutes
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RNC delegates are now sporting bandages on right ear after Trump assassination attempt
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Why Trina up there performing 5 Star Chick dressed like Susie Carmichael from The Rugrats…
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Jun 14
she just reposted this on her stories🤣 she’s gonna make it happen
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This some #realyearning goin on big dog, you wouldn’t know nothing about that
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Yall are going to hell fr
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Is it just me or is everything not going back to normal prices. Bacon $12
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They didn't bring no money Joi Joi
Jun 14
You fly into town. Dude don’t pick up.
So…… jump on Expedia book a room. Grab an uber to that room.
Enjoy the city. Go home when done.
I’m confused on why grown women are crying at airports. Eat. Shop. Explore. 🤷🏽♀️
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I've been there. You're 1,000% correct 😂
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I love watching her!
Running circles around them girls 😭 I call her Quick and Clean
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Gahhhhhh
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