Living life with a running commentary. I'll fight you in the buffet queue. A crazy fam of kids and dogs and an extremely annoyingly perfect husband.
Joined November 2017
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2 Mar 2019
Just tried vegan Gregg's sausage roll because why not, I like controversy.
It wasn't gross infact if someone just handed it to me I wouldn't know it wasn't meat. I have therefore come to the awful conclusion it is infact made from actual vegans, would buy again! @GreggsOfficial
22 Feb 2019
Went to get a few things from tesco and I see Impulse a Hint of Musk. Instantly got transported back to the 90's and bought it as it reminded me of my youth ❤❤.Turns out I used to smell like a cheap tart in my youth 🤮🤮. #nostalgia #disappointed #fail
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31 Jan 2019
Do not take strong antibiotics without food. In a rush this morning so skipped my toast 🤮. Now on a train to Newport sweating as I'm trying not to puke. I've left my seat to stand outside the toilet on my journey. It's a fast train to Manchester so it's rocking. #helpme
14 Jan 2019
Binge watched the first 3 seasons of Luther in the past week. Now looking at everyone like they are a potential serial killer. Really, how I have survived so far is beyond me.
14 Jan 2019
Daffodils have been coming up for the last couple of weeks.
You can imagine it can't you...
Daff 1. Who's idea was this, it's no where near spring.
Daff 2. It's bloody freezing...
Kevin Daff. Sorry lads, I thought it felt nice and mild like spring.
All Daffs. Nice one Kevin!
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7 Jan 2019
Ha ha, managed to catfish the train person with my 10 year old photo for my season pass. I must be a vampire that or you just didn't want to have the 'is this really you', conversation at 6.30am. #trainlife #thestruggleisreal What! They cost like £6 to get them done
7 Jan 2019
Did your bag but a ticket for seat? No, then move it! #trainlife #transportforwales #thestruggleisreal #bagticket
7 Dec 2018
Year of Spontaneous and Stupid Stuff Magpie is fundraising for Action for Children magpienests.wordpress.com/20…
29 Sep 2018
I have found my favourite Florist! Not only can I buy lovely flowers but I can also get stunning vintage/retro antique vases all in one place. Thank you Florianda in the Pumping station on… instagram.com/p/BoUUQcGgYve/…
18 Sep 2018
The four best things I have ever heard in my life are, It's a boy, It's a boy, I do and I'm ok.
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14 Sep 2018
I'm not sure when I got nominated as Google maps for everyone's household items and stuff. I don't know, I'm just going to look you should try it..
7 Feb 2018
Moussaka vegan friendly ❤ stage 2.
Adding the sauce, In this case it is an almond milk with… instagram.com/p/Be5frQ4Hscc/
7 Feb 2018
Moussaka vegan friendly ❤ the preparation stage with takes ages! But is so yummy!
Linking my… instagram.com/p/Be5ZgXRn9iV/
30 Jan 2018
When someone says 'So, tell us a little about yourself', I get verbal diarrhoea....
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28 Jan 2018
Would it kill drivers to give cyclists a bit more space? NO but it might kill a cyclist if you don’t !!! Today at least 5 close calls maybe drivers could arrive 30 secs later than they’d planned ??? And by doing so I like so many who haven’t will see my kids grow up
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23 Jan 2018
Why is it asking me to write a message here? I have no idea what for.....READ MY BLOG.....? Don't eat yellow snow???? Don't forget to buy toilet paper??? magpienests.wordpress.com/20…
11 Jan 2018
Stuff that crosses my mind when out for a run: Do pets actually adore us or are they suffering from Stockholm Syndrome? Check out my goofy prisoner ❤
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