Writer, Mother, Spy
Joined December 2017
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And I bet it’s killing you that the upcoming parade isn’t all about you.
#Knicks #nbachampions
19 May 2013
I'm watching Knicks game-I'd bet all of those guys with the terrible tattoos wish they never got them-too bad, too late!
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Melania, peeking out window to see how his party is going.
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Second best SNL skit of all time
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Owl Moon was my favorite book to read my kids. Sorry to hear Jane Yolen passed away.
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People who say \NEESH\
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If you’re still following me, you deserve something beautiful today. Here it is:
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Dear Taylor and Travis,
Please get married June 14th, so that everyone is talking about your wedding and nothing else. Location is up to you.
-America
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TRUMP: The reflective pond thing. I’m going…I’m going look into it. I’m going see myself, me, Trump, your favorite president. I’ll have love in my eyes. Kaitlyn won’t. She’s doesn’t smile. But she will, when she looks in my puddle. We’ll see what happens.
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Did anyone's parents let their kids sign up for the record club? If so, how did the rest of your life go?
I was so jealous of you.
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Hello, Baby.
Jun 4
This is Baby. She is celebrating her first ever International Corgi Day today. Personally thinks she should be celebrated every day, but this is a good start. 14/10
ALT a tiny corgi puppy sits atop a wood table and tilts her head dramatically at the camera. she resembles a fluffy toasted marshmallow. her ears are a little rounded at the points, and her markings make it look like she’s wearing two perfectly matched white ankle socks. she’s surrounded by lush greenery in the background.
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Stop trying. This one wins.
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Four of our staff just fainted
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Third time is the charm. Fyre Fest is back! Thanks, President Trump.
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As a child, Donald was disappointed that the only friend who came to his birthday party was his butler, so he’s not taking any chances.
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God bless Tina
May 19
A lot of newer followers often ask me who Tina was, the dog that means so much to me.
This is her beautiful story
A lot of older followers will also enjoy seeing her big, beautiful face I'm sure.
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From my I-don’t-follow-golf perspective, the top of the 11th hole at Aronimink is the most exciting spot to watch the @PGATOUR
More tips:
-Saw Mill Road has an entrance/exit that no one uses
-The store is fun
-Players don’t like it when random Moms yell “Good try”
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Newtown Square is the blue, quarter zip capital of the world.
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May 14
My Grandfather, on my Dad's side. For as long as he was alive, I always had a quiet and safe port to moor at.
A man who fought in two World Wars sat at the kitchen table, listening to a child poorly explain to him details of the history he lived.
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