Even if it's Not Fast, Slow is Smooth and Smooth is Fast / Life is a Dictator.
Joined June 2024
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Driving a bedsitter, side mirrors are decorations here
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De’Aaron Fox’s four-year, $228.6 million extension kicks in next month.
2026-27: $51.0M
2027-28: $55.1M
2028-29: $59.2M
2029-30: $63.3M
Pray for San Antonio.
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I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.
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Bana one month aisee. Kwani watu hukuwa aje..Nikumaanisha hata huku he has ruined the lives of so many kids.
Unatoka kenya unaenda uk alafu unashikwa uko juu ya kuwa horny si ata uende utafuta malaya
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I totally understand them but I’m not changing my tweeting style. This is who I am - A functional degenerate
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🚨🇳🇱 The Netherlands has entered the World Cup chat and HOLY MOLY.
Nobody does a road march like The Dutch.
Writer: Daniel
Jun 13
🚨🇺🇸 The funniest, sweetest World Cup subplot: Europeans discovering that the real America isn't the skyline, it's the gas station, the diner, and the stranger who insists on driving you to the game.
The country always looked better in person than on a screen.
Writer: Daniel
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It’s my birthdayyyyy
Kila mtu ni birhday yake 🥳🥳
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I know it's low but kama itaweza mseme
I have new funding
Jun 13
Gwagon shell available on sale
Starting price is 2M negotiable
Call 0742 655 746
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Hakuna kitu poa kama kuweka mtu CRB maksudi..
Dealing with drunk relatives hukuitisha pesa imekua rahisi, akikuomba 100, mpatie 500 then tell him urudishe 400, he won't return the balance, next time akitaka kukuomba anakumbuka the balance alibaki nayo na hawezi jaribu tena hiyo mchezo.
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Arsenal guys against a team called Spurs. It was only ever going to end one way.
Congrats to Arsenal fans Jeremy Sochan and OG Anunoby on winning the NBA Finals with the New York Knicks! 🏀 🏆
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Kwa mara ya pili 😂😂
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‘at the parade i forced myself to smile to not spoil the party’ 😢😭😭
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Those your pals wenye wanacreate anywhere, send them fire emojis in their comments from time to time, will make their day
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Okay, this is a new description
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Yani water break basically ni commercial break. Hata the very hot Qatar was never this bogus.
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Proper Tourist
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Wemby sobre perder la final:
"Bron perdió su primera final a los 22. Michael Jordan fue barrido en primera ronda a los 22. Todos ustedes deben tomarselo con calma. Te juro que lo haré mejor que ellos. Paciencia."
PERO QUÉ SE CREE ESTE TIPO. ☠️
Community note
La cita atribuida a Wembanyama no aparece en su conferencia de prensa tras perder la final. eurohoops.net/en/nba-news/19… youtube.com/watch?v=42Rm0s…
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Kama uko na hii option do not move till you are at least 30. Hiyo pesa save save save ukitakata utombi BnB ni 1500 ama kwa boyz wako.
Paying rent looks so stressful fr😭Wdym churning out 20k monthly from my salary☠️😂
I don't think nitamove out anytime soon.
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