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Mar 3
Whatever you think you have to offer...
I don't want it.
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I make money faster than I can spend it, which is why I only work for like 2 weeks at a time
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Jun 14
The sheer irony of President Trump dropping that executive order the day after I submitted my hardware patent...
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Jun 14
Got out of work early by signing out with the crew catching the shuttle. Nobody noticed or cared, so I fucked off.
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Jun 13
Today I'm getting paid to stop cars on a green light for pedestrians
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Jun 13
To answer you directly, I can afford to keep smoking because I don't pay rent
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Jun 13
I am a boss. I have now mastered he art of Meridian Gate chokepoints.
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Jun 12
I don't mean to brag, but I took a light baton from the job I just finished and they didn't even notice
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Jun 11
I'm a monitoring the checkpoint right down the street from the World War I museum stop on the street car line all night for $17 an hour. All I have to do is open and close a gate
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