❚✪❚ Proud First Order Officer (Parody, Roleplay Account)
Joined April 2018
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❚✪❚ Military Training Instructor
❚✪❚ Military Recruiter
❚✪❚ Stormtrooper Dad
❚✪❚ Member of the Supreme Leader’s personal staff.
My name is Major Maceo Zeevee. My mission is to train you to become a F. O Trooper/Officer.
❚✪❚ RT& Obey the First Order!
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After so much time apart, the wait is finally over. My niece is finally back where she belongs. No more distance, no more searching—she is finally by my side, and safely. Let the galaxy take note: what is mine stays mine, and she will never be out of my sight again.
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First Order Recruiting Officer (Parody) retweeted
Jun 11
✪》Captain Tritt Opan: trusted enforcer and hitman for General Armitage Hux.
—— First Order Officer
—— Serious and descriptive writer
—— Dark and mature content
—— English/Spanish
✪》 RT?
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First Order Recruiting Officer (Parody) retweeted
5 Sep 2023
Omega Fett
"We're more than that. We're a family."
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First Order Recruiting Officer (Parody) retweeted
27 Oct 2020
|ᴅᴀʀᴛʜ ᴠᴀᴅᴇʀ||
- ꜱɪᴛʜ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇɴᴛɪᴄᴇ
- ꜰᴀʟʟᴇɴ
- ᴅᴀʀᴋꜱɪᴅᴇ
- ꜱʜᴏᴡɪɴɢ ɴᴏ ᴍᴇʀᴄʏ
- ꜱʜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
- ᴍᴜʟᴛɪꜱʜɪᴘ
- ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ
- ᴍᴜʟᴛɪꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ/ᴏᴄ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ
- ʀᴛ
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Este pendejo no más me da más trabajo urghhhh 😡
If there is a legitimate emergency, please contact @MajorZeevee .
If I return to find unnecessary @-mentions or a cluttered inbox, your station assignments will be formally reassessed.
Do not double-ping me.
— General Hux
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First Order Recruiting Officer (Parody) retweeted
May 27
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘɪᴄᴇ ʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ
“ ɪ’ᴍ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍʏʀᴀ.”
ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɪɴɢʟʏ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇ ꜱᴇɴꜱɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ
𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙎 𝘼𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿
May 27
⠀contrary ⠀to ⠀popular ⠀beliefˏ
⠀i ⠀know ⠀𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 ⠀what ⠀iʹm ⠀doing.
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"A fair correction, Doctor. I stand corrected—and suitably impressed. 'Dr. Rell' it is, then”
“Doctor.” The woman corrected immediately with a straight face. “Not Miss. Never Miss.”
“Well, I am surprised I was of help. Though, you were equally helpful with the information you provided for my… research.”
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*Saludando con absoluta precisión militar, intentando que no se le quiebre la voz.*
"Gracias, General. Me retiro.”
*Retrocede con cuidado hacia las puertas blindadas, manteniendo esa sonrisa falsa de "sujeto calmado y seguro" plasmada en el rostro hasta el último segundo.*
— Increíble. Su compromiso con la disciplina de ella está a la altura del mío. Muy bien, Major. Continúe con sus labores. —
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He stops tapping, smooths down his uniform jacket, and gives her a relaxed, confident smile)
“A remarkably astute observation, Miss. You’ve hit the nail on the head. I will try to head down to the logistics deck to look into implementing those locks right away. Thank you.”
*Nodding along, still tapping*
Curious. Hunger significantly seems to amplify irritability.
*After a pause, more serious now*
Biometric authorization may prove more cost-efficient than replacing shattered consoles or, for that matter, vending machines every three months.
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“En este momento se encuentra en un estado de protesta silenciosa dentro de un conducto de ventilación de lujo. Sugerí que la dejáramos en paz hasta que se le pase el enojo... ya sabe lo dramáticos que pueden ser los tipos creativos."
— Y dónde está Millicent? —
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"¡No es nada, señor! Bueno... en realidad, sí es algo, pero es culpa del Líder Supremo. Pasó caminando a su lado hace un rato, su capa ondeó con demasiada agresividad, y eso ofendió profundamente las sensibilidades artísticas de Millicent.”
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This is how the First Order treats our Littlest Recruits. No marching today—just bubbles, rubber duckies, and a stromtropper dad who thinks you're the best thing in the galaxy.
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Uuuyyyy ….. ¿quien le va decir al General Hux?
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¿Es el almuerzo de hoy?
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The First Order
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i desire the things that will destroy me in the end.
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“ I wish anyone good luck with that. In the past, I have set the password to '1-2-3-4-5' so his security clearance matches his patience level but it seems unsuccessful. Last week he almost threw a thermal detonator at a vending machine because it ran out of his favorite snacks.”
An unfortunate weakness in the system design. Security protocols tend to provoke irrational aggression in… unstable individuals.
*Tapping on the data pad intensifies*
I suggest informing him beforehand that special characters are /not/ a personal attack.
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** Logging it in the system as 'Unscheduled Mandatory Hardware Upgrade' so HR doesn't get nervous**
“The supreme leader found out the First Order's main mainframe requires a password update every 90 days. He didn't want to add a special character."
*Tapping away on a data pad*
Hmm, what set it off this time? Just asking… for no particular reason.
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Ah, true psychological warfare 🤭
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First Order Recruiting Officer (Parody) retweeted
May 22
The youngest Pryde: part investor, part ghost writer of the First Order’s rise.
—— Original Character of Star Wars
—— Serious and descriptive writer
—— Dark and mature content
—— English/Spanish
RT and I’ll sign you a deal.
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꧁꒰ "ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴍɪᴇꜱ. ɪ ʙᴜᴅɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ." ꒱꧂
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Stormtrooper: "Sir, smoking is a direct violation of First Order Protocol Section 84—"
Me: “I am conducting a live, thermal-imaging stress test on your helmet's filtration systems to simulate a Resistance smoke grenade attack. You're welcome for the training exercise."
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When the alert says "minor structural issue," but I get to Sector 4 and it’s just the Supreme Leader smashing the walls like drywall over some bad tacos.
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