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Joined October 2022
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MakeTokensFun retweeted
cobie and gainzy were lowkey trading against plumbers
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if I was at this bus stop I’d be like Jesus, how serious was rule number 1?
Mar 30
Replying to @Kalshi
Rule #2: No death markets. Not in the U.S. They’re illegal.
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I see what they were going for here but oh gee maybe its time to look in the mirror
Mar 27
MEMESCOPE MONDAY
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Tough day, but the reality of the ebbs and flows of the crypto market. Incredibly grateful for what we built, and that ME gave us the support and opportunity to build it. For a moment in time, even if it was brief, we really had lightning in a bottle. @MEonBTC cared and continues to care about the Bitcoin ecosystem - confident that the alumni & partners we worked with along the way will carry the torch to greener pastures. Grateful for the experience of a lifetime, the support of an org & leaders that truly cared, & to work w so many talented & passionate people along the way. We really pushed bitcoin further than ever before & I'm optimistic that the current next era of builders will do the same.
Feb 27
Update on @MagicEden and @DiceyHQ: It is clear we're entering a new era where finance and entertainment merge. We are now 2 months into @DiceyHQ’s closed beta and are incredibly bullish on how things have developed (~200 users, >$15M wagered). To give Dicey the focus it deserves, it’s time for us to go all in with the full scope of our talent and resources. Therefore, we are streamlining the Magic Eden marketplace to focus exclusively on Packs and Solana. With that lens, we are announcing a few changes to our product portfolio: 1// Betting: We are doubling down on @DiceyHQ to innovate in the crypto casino & sportsbetting space to capture the massive opportunity in iGaming. 2// Marketplace & Wallet: We are winding down support for our EVM marketplace (March 9), Bitcoin (Runes & Ordinals) marketplace (March 9), Bitcoin API (March 27), and the Magic Eden Wallet (April 1) 3// NFT Buybacks: We will be winding down NFT buybacks as they had minimal impact, and will instead shift our focus to ecosystem design and product initiatives, including the role future yield efforts towards the $ME token plays in that ecosystem. 4// $ME Token: $ME remains the central token of our ecosystem across Magic Eden and Dicey. As our product suite evolves, including Dicey, we expect $ME to remain an important part of how users engage across all of our products. Right now, our focus is on execution, product-market fit and scaling GTM for Dicey. We'll provide more clarity around $ME's integration into Dicey as the roadmap develops. Why is there a need to streamline our products? The 80/20 rule has become our reality: 80% of our cost are tied to products generating only 20% of our revenue. By winding down these products, we're refocusing on our Solana roots & retaining our most profitable products, betting on deep on crypto entertainment, and positioning our products for long term growth incl. the role of $ME token and our community plays within it. The future of ME is simpler, faster, and fueled by our original home on Solana and the success of Dicey. I can’t wait to share more about what we’re building at Dicey in the coming weeks.
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Ripping cards in telegram >>
Excited to finally share what I've been working on for the past few months in a joint venture collaboration with @Collector_Crypt! Introducing @Collector_TON - the official Telegram expansion of Collector Crypt. Pull elite Pokémon cards right from your phone.
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In the middle of this process someone must be taking an enormous rake. Makes no sense why anyone get better execution on a trench coin via Jupiter while on mobile yet Saylor consistently gets marked 5-10% above spot even in drawdowns.
NEW: STRATEGY HAS ACQUIRED 1,142 BTC FOR ~$90 MILLION AT ~$78,815 PER BITCOIN SOURCE: strategy.com/press/strategy-…
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next @believeapp pivot see you in 3 months
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I know the market is down bad but this headline screams top
Tom Lee explains why his Ethereum treasury company Bitmine decided to partner with MrBeast:
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So first he calls the crypto top now he calls the best game of Puka’s career

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I love this guy
Representative Mike Collins bought up to $165K of a meme coin called Ski Mask Dog over the last year. It has now fallen 96% from its all-time high in December.
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MakeTokensFun retweeted
19 Nov 2025
Your biggest risk is being exposed to the industry you log into every day.
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Never thought this day would come
Today, I’m incredibly excited to make my first proposal to Uniswap governance on behalf of @Uniswap alongside @devinawalsh and @nkennethk This proposal turns on protocol fees and aligns incentives across the Uniswap ecosystem Uniswap has been my passion and singular focus for the past 8 years. What started as a small side project is now global financial infrastructure powering thousands of applications with ~$1.8 trillion in annual trading UNI launched in 2020, but for the past 5 years Labs has been unable to meaningfully participate in Uniswap governance, and has been greatly restricted in the ways it can build value for the Uniswap community. That ends today! This restriction was in great part due to a hostile regulatory environment that cost thousands of hours and tens of millions in legal fees. Fortunately, the regulatory environment has shifted This proposal comes from a strong desire to see the Uniswap protocol win as the global decentralized exchange for tokenized value At a high level, the proposal: 1. Turns on protocol fees and uses them to burn UNI 2. Sends @unichain sequencer fees to the UNI burn 3. Burns 100M UNI from the treasury representing the protocol fees that could have been burned if fees were turned on at token launch 4. Introduces Protocol Fee Discount Auctions, a new way to improve LP outcomes and internalize MEV to the protocol 5. Introduces "aggregator hooks” which will turns Uniswap v4 into an onchain aggregator that collects protocol fees on external liquidity sources 6. Focus Labs on driving protocol growth and adoption, including a contractual agreement to only pursue initiatives that align with Uniswap governance interests ^ As part of this, Labs will stop collecting fees on its interface, wallet, and API to supercharge distribution and adoption of the Uniswap protocol 7. Moves Foundation employees to Labs with a shared goal of accelerating protocol growth, under a growth fund from the treasury 8. Move governance-owned Unisocks liquidity to v4 on Unichain and burn the LP position I believe Uniswap protocol can be the primary place tokens are traded. This proposal sets the stage for the next decade of its growth @Uniswap will ship relentlessly over the coming years and supercharge the ecosystem of developers, LPs, and traders building on top I'm so grateful to the community that has made this all possible, and excited for what's next 🦄
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The takeaway here isn’t “omg 25% wash”, it’s “wow only 25% wash”
7 Nov 2025
The volume of activity on Polymarket has been significantly inflated by so-called wash trading in which users rapidly buy and sell the same contracts, according to a new study by Columbia University researchers bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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the main utility of these things was supposed to be the truth but their twitter accounts out here just firing off poorly worded fake news
3 Nov 2025
BREAKING: Cuomo holds significantly more support inside of NYC than Mamdani, per Kalshi data.
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for those wondering why you never got your alt season and solana is heading to the shadow realm
4 Nov 2025
Orangie explains how he onboarded one of the top memecoin deployers who made over $1,000,000 “He’s 17 years old, he made $1,000,000 devving tokens, he has 200 tokens that migrated on pumpfun”
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jokes aside this is some of the worst TA I have ever seen
Replying to @BitMNR
7/ As for the $ETH price, this pullback to $3,558 still looks like a consolidation. This is the range since the 2021 high. PS: BTFD
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4 Nov 2025
Replying to @0xMerp
bitcoin is now trump & saylor coin, for better or for worse
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3 Nov 2025
This video is peak Solana His immediate, purely subconscious instinct, was to sell instead of buying Solana Actually howling at this
So it turns out you can trade from the floor of the NYSE after hours On @solana !
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Bro’s only job is to buy Solana and he accidentally sold it lmao
So it turns out you can trade from the floor of the NYSE after hours On @solana !
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