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Joined May 2020
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This year the @NFL Schedule has 2 weeks with 6 teams on a BYE. As a community, we frequently use the words Bye-Mageddon and Bye-Pocalypse. I would definitely like to settle how we use these from now on. So vote! Because this is how it will be Forever.
44% Bye-Pocalypse is 1st
56% Bye-Mageddon is 1st
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Y'all heard the man. @DubClub_win
Do not do business with @DubClub_win This place just charged me for a $150 subscription. Then they proceeded to have a bot create fake info up while handling the issue. Do not do business with them.
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What is your most clever response to a shitty trade offer? Bring your A game! #FantasyFootball
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It doesn't really matter does it? It's the Browns. This is like being the fastest swimmer inside of a submarine with a hole in it. 🤷🏽‍♂️
Fowler: “Deshaun Watson, my sense is he has the leg up on that quarterback competition right now, but the Browns have not made any sort of firm determination yet.”
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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There's gonna be one hell of a victory lap by @danorlovsky7
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Liv Morgan looks rough, right? Or is it just me?
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Ladies and gentlemen I need your help. I'm in my first ever Fantasy Baseball Draft tomorrow and I need your tips! Point me to your favorite content especially if it's yours. Tell me all the do's and don'ts of drafting. #FantasyBaseball
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Austin Thompson retweeted
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Tonight I'm drinking the AB Special. @AllanGBell @DrivingTheLine #theCREW
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I don't care what the question is. I don't think the correct answer is ever going to be Gardner Minshew. Except maybe on Jeopardy.
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Seahawks just said fuck it. We're gonna be a one and done.
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Good Morning and Welcome back Football 😉
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In honor of the Radest Homie @thekaceykasem. I have been listening to @MFDOOM all day while I work. Hope everyone is having a great day!
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I want to start a 32 team dynasty league where you get the entire team and you get to run it like the GM. Anyone interested?
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I'm sorry... Mr. Iguana?
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I hate the Giants but this is gonna be so good for Dart! John Harbaugh and Giants are working to finalize an agreement to make him New York's next head coach - Adam Schefter espn.com/app

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In my eyes, this is how they sell the 18th game. A. We haven't stopped watching. B. Now, they can promise that every team having 2 bye weeks will be better for the sport.
Hard to overstate how profoundly negative the 17th game has been for the product
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Is this halftime crew always this bad? I don't watch a ton of basketball but man do I ever want to change the channel after listening to these guys.
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