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Mall Manager @MallManager

ONCE AGAIN Manager of North Forest Creek Mall. Idiot according to customers. Jerk according to tenants. Decent Guy according to 60% of his staff. #MallPowerful

Joined February 2010
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  • Followers 496
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This is way better than the Claire’s/Taco Bell store we tried to open at NFC Mall years ago...
salem@vodkaoatmilk
13 Oct 2020
if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora
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Is the world ready for such an event?! x.com/dukelong/status/864163…

Duke Long@dukelong
15 May 2017
Is it possible to have @MallManager and @dukelong together @ICSC #RECON at the same time? Yes and no!
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Coming out of my reclusive cave to wish @MrsSarahMalcolm a happy bday. I might even shave this long beard...
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Sorry @openboxsoftware, it's been done... x.com/barbireuter/status/838…

Barbi Reuter@BarbiReuter
6 Mar 2017
Perhaps @MallManager can shed some light... x.com/openboxsoftware/status…
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NO TIME TO BREATHE!!! HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US!!! x.com/groveayers/status/8012…

Grove Ayers@GroveAyers
23 Nov 2016
Replying to @MallManager
On their way as I tweet. And tinsel. So. Much. Tinsel. Breathe...
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YES! I NEED ALL OF THEM!!! x.com/groveayers/status/8012…

Grove Ayers@GroveAyers
23 Nov 2016
Replying to @MallManager
You've got plennnnty of time brother! You need my extra icicle lights?
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Wait, Black Friday is *this* Friday?!CRAP!!!!!! x.com/groveayers/status/8012…

Grove Ayers@GroveAyers
23 Nov 2016
Replying to @MallManager
@MallManager How's the prep coming for the big weekend? We're waiting for Santa to arrive at @SilverLakeMall ...
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NFC helped set the curve...in a negative way. x.com/mjking/status/78388634…
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HR said @Cinnabon is solely responsible for my health insurance premium increase last year. x.com/michael_mba/status/779…
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Good news: We're making an NFC Mall app Bad news: It's same group that did @ESPNFantasy app @ least OUR customers are used to disappointment
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At #11, Mall Manager. x.com/mental_floss/status/77…

Mental Floss
@mental_floss
13 Sep 2016
The 10 Most Stressful Jobs in the United States — bit.ly/2bXzLdu
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Some of my tenants would be thrilled to see me on a milk carton (but I appreciate @BarbiReuter not neglecting me!) x.com/barbireuter/status/773…

Barbi Reuter@BarbiReuter
8 Sep 2016
Count us among them, @Michael_MBA! surely you were the first. And never to neglect @MallManager.... x.com/michael_mba/status/773…
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Fire marshal shut down tenant for not having fire extinguisher. Apparently cup of water labeled "Don't drink! For a fire!" won't cut it.
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Our HVAC contractors are making me think HVAC stands for "Hell, vendors aren't competent!"
Now being followed by @potholemergency. Joke's on them. The NFC Mall parking lot is one big pothole.
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.@Shop_GVC knows what I'm talking about x.com/mallmanager/status/769…

Mall Manager@MallManager
26 Aug 2016
#MallMaxim Cart tenants who claim to understand & abide by "no hawking" policies are lying.
#MallMaxim Cart tenants who claim to understand & abide by "no hawking" policies are lying.
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#MallMaxim Main line sewer backups wait to occur until 5 minutes after your last maintenance guy's shift ends.
#MallMaxim Tenants whose rent checks bounce are always "shocked!" & it must be "some bank mistake."
#MallMaxim Escalators will stop working 5 minutes before your VIP Corporate visit.
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