“EVER WONDERED WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF HEAVEN AND HELL COLLIDED IN MODERN TIMES?
Me personally, I wonder what life would be like if the world was flat but, to each their own.
Anyway, hey, I'm **Nabbolion Nabb**, a manager here at O.R.A for **THE MIDNIGHT PROWLER, SHADE** and surprisingly *a lot more* but let's not talk about them for too long or we'll be here all day. I'm gonna keep this brief cuz I got a lot of papers to read and sign later sent by *those fucking bastards*... so, I'm gonna read off this paper some guy going crazy about some comic shoved in my hands. I'm not sure if he works here but oh well, time to read.
*ahem*
"Unplanned Management's story revolves around an unlikely hero,** Nabbolion "Nabb" Nabb**, after he has been chosen by the almighty **BIG G** to fulfill a monumental mission: **To thwart The Fallen Angel, Lucifer's plans to provoke Heaven and Hell into war and claim the mortal realm as his own**. Nabb, after being personally favored by BIG G to be his **Angelic Vessel**, he has to pose as an **O.R.A (Organization of Ruthless Athletes)** Wrestling Manager. Because of this, he must enroll wrestlers on his roster to be recognized as a Manager.
Enter **THE MIDNIGHT PROWLER, SHADE**. Shade or **Bernardo Falcaco** is a local celebrity in the underground wrestling scene in the streets of Chicago. Originally from **Sao Paulo, Brazil**, Shade decided to move out of his country to the states due to *festering family complications* so he can make a name for himself in a place where no one knew his name to begin with. With his overwhelming size, strength and surprising speed, it was easy to make a name amongst the rest of the nobodies and yet, **he has yet to be picked up by O.R.A.** That is, before Nabb came along to offer him an official spot on his roster and the rest is history.
**Lucifer or "Luci"** as he likes to be called, is the ever charismatic **president** of the entire wrestling organization; he's disgustingly charming, polite, and tops it all off with his irresistible looks, it'd be close to impossible for the average joe to even think about refusing him in any setting. But, underneath the facade of being mortal lies a catastrophic force that will do any and everything to achieve his goal of world domination. And who would a future ruler be without his most trusted pawns at arms length? The** 7D, The Seven Deadly Sins** also poses a threat to Nabb as they can intercept him at any time to protect their king. Years ago, the essence of **PRIDE, ENVY, SLOTH, GLUTTONY, GREED, WRATH, and LUST** has been released into the world by Lucifer after he had escaped Hell and found their way to women all over the globe emitting the most sin at the time and embedded themselves into their wombs for when they got pregnant a Child of Sin would be conceived. Now, well into their adulthood, they have dedicated their lives to serve underneath Lucifer for all of eternity going into his reign of the mortal realm.
Nabbolion will face many hardships, conflict, and demons that are summoned by Lucifer and the 7D that threaten him and his roster... He may or may not survive this story so keep your expectations low when rooting for him...? He *is* the rookiest rookie who lived so it’s pretty hard to have high hopes-"
WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS? WHO WAS THAT GUY AND WHY DOES HE BASICALLY KNOW MY ENTIRE LIFE UP TO THIS POINT!? PRICK! You know what...
*crumble crumble* *toss*
I'm gonna head to my office, I swear if another freak comes up to me I'm gonna slice his nuts off. Oh, also uh, enjoy your time reading this “Unplanned Management”. It sounds interesting at least. *sighhh* *SLAM!*”