That would be Doge's Ex Wife Karen who technically controls him through alternate universe placement. So in theory, if Doge controls the memes and Karen controls Doge that means Karen controls the memes.
Typically I am drinking wine. When I wake up it's a little puff puff no pass and when it's time to get online and yell at strangers for no reason it's Xanax or Valium. Sometimes mixed with that wine. You?
Just got back from the doctors and he prescribed me what I think is more Xanax.. can't tell though. It's like Christmas at the pharmacy. Never know what I'm gonna get..
Men will literally start WW3 before they’ll apologize. Imagine dragging the whole planet into your ancient family drama? I just want my almond milk without a recall. I’m over here fighting HOA fees and wondering why nobody ever invades my student loans. Sort it out, Brad.
So now I’m sitting here—coffee in hand, thinking… Did Ethereum just soft-rage-quit on me? Is it time Karen takes her talents to Solana? Faster. Cheaper. Sexier. Maybe I need a chain that can actually keep up with me. 💁♀️