MN ➡️ WI
Joined October 2012
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8 Jun 2024
Did you know that if you are allergic to shellfish you’re probably allergic to coffee as well because there’s no way to filter out cockroaches in the coffee roasting process so you could be drinking cockroach juice in your coffee
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6 Jan 2023
“Dear Lord, please bless Joseph Flacco on Sunday. After that, whatever you thinks fair. Amen.” 🙏
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6 Jan 2023
Jimmy John’s rewards are offensive
“Spend $1,500 to get a free pickle!”
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19 Jan 2022
I’m Baaaaaaacccckkkkk but probably nobody noticed I was goneeeeeee
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24 Jan 2021
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1 Nov 2020
Remember when we’d add our bffs as siblings on our family list on Facebook?
16 Oct 2020
Have a wedding they said. It’ll be fun they said.
What other people say “well I think you should...” or “oh, you’re not having / doing this?”
Bout ready to get married in the courthouse my word.
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14 Sep 2020
When you have to nag your old 46 yr old roommate to cover her half the of the $200 water bill
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11 Sep 2020
So, for y’all who were saying “I’ll do ANYTHING if it means I see my friends and have some type of normalcy again” why aren’t your wearing your dang mask and staying away from people when you’re told to quarantine? Just curious.
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7 Sep 2020
Kinda disappointed in @Target, almost everything on our registry has been removed because they’re out of stock. This has happened 3 different times. Like do they not keep items around for more than 3 weeks?!
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11 Aug 2020
To all the girls who don’t need to wear real metal earrings.. : how does it feel
3 Jun 2020
Walked Josh through step by step directions for how I make BOXED MAC N CHEESE and it doesn’t turn out the same and he just says
“What you do to a box of Mac n Cheese is like what Van Gogh does to a canvas. You can’t match perfection”
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13 May 2020
I want one
