“Where’s the dining table gone?” “I turned it into a drum rack”

Thanks to everyone who's followed and interacted with this account over the years. It's been fun. However, I no longer want anything to do with a platform where the owner @elonmusk is actively using it to campaign on behalf of neo-fascists and racists. I am tentatively on Bluesky

Matheus Cunha gets a 2 match ban for attacking and assaulting an Ipswich staff member, ripping his glasses off. Duran gets a 3 match ban for falling on a player

New Pompeii discovery raises questions

The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?

I'll pass

An Announcement from Iron Maiden As The Future Past Tour concludes after 81 shows to over 1.4 million fans, from Ljubljana to the Coachella Valley and from Western Australia to Sao Paulo, Iron Maiden are delighted to announce that stepping in behind the kit for 2025 is a name familiar to many of our fans – Simon Dawson, a former session drummer and Steve’s rhythm section partner of the past 12 years with British Lion. A native of Suffolk, England, Simon first teamed up with Steve Harris back in 2012. He debuted on three tracks on the first British Lion album and all of the second critically acclaimed 'The Burning', plus the many subsequent tours in the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Japan, New Zealand &, most recently, both Mexico and South America. Iron Maiden celebrate their 50th Anniversary next year with The Run For Your Lives Tour starting in Budapest on May 27th.

"F*ck my old boots" What an inspiration Nicko has been over the years.

Sad to see the end of @AwayDaysBeer but also excited to dive in to the final shipment. Thanks Josh #itfc

Not just women. #itfc fans too!

You were awesome tonight @weareredhook Looking forward to your return to these shores!

Answer on a postcard to the usual address please

Would suit a Who tribute act

Here's another post that'll be seen by only three people because: * I'm not a porn bot * I don't have #nudesinbio * I'm not a racist, misogynist Trumpist fanboy * I haven't paid for a tick If you're one of the three, thanks for looking 😘

Indiana Jones and the...?

Wreck in black

Put your legs in the air like you just don't care

RT this if you’ve been in a Vulcan cockpit

Drive away pricing

Chopping trolley