cable guy by day, catboy by night | scissor lift certified | dumbass | likes the word 'mine' | mother of two (and counting!)

Joined June 2012
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Did someone order a fucking baller?
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What’s y’all’s favorite ktp/ghm quotes
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anyone else remember when the yellow m&m got kidnapped by the russian mob and he accidentally agreed to let them eat him? did we ever get an update on that orrrr .... like that was crazyyy
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piercing my ears just so i can get all the pus out
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guy named Good Asnew
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my bedroom floor is one giant spike trap made out of fingernails
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got an appointment with Dr. Mucus Membrane
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RT @blyssade: This is my new favorite video
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i want this man FOUND and FUCKED
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you people need to get off my screen. im sick of it
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i have no intention
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preheating your oven is goat behavior
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sorry for being such a Short Term Memory Boss
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my dad just said "i totally agree with Charlie Kirk" i dont think he even knows what that man stood for
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Why is everyone into raping and being raped all of a sudden
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Being on Twitter feels like this everyday
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if twitter rebranded to twizter i wouldn't be mad
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