Just A child of the universe drawing my Footprints on the sands of time.
Joined August 2011
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Nasogea pembeni niweze kuipokea kimya kimya,
Kumbe Ngwair, yes, eeh bwana inakuwaje mtu mzima,
Sshh, kimya kimya njoo Mbezi kwa kina Mima,
Kuna bonge la party mazee la kimya kimya,
Mashawrie wamedondoka toka State, kimya kimya
Ka vipi usiage mtu we chomoka kimya kimya
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🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Cape Verde's defender Roberto Lopes almost missed out on international football because he thought Cape Verde's invitation on LinkedIn was a scam. 😭🇨🇻
The 33-year-old defender was working as a mortgage advisor and playing part-time football when he received the message.
Now he's representing Cape Verde at the World Cup whilst keeping a clean sheet against footballing giants Spain. 🇪🇸
Football is really unmatched. 👏🇨🇻
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During the 94 world cup they kidnapped Brazilian soccer player Romário’s dad and the guy said that if they didn’t find his dad, he wouldn’t play in the cup
the entire country became invested in finding him. Police received countless tips, and even local drug traffickers and the cartels reportedly
helped look for him because they didn’t want anything to jeopardize Brazil’s World Cup chances. They found his dad alive and well and arrested the kidnappers.
Brazil went on to win the 1994 World Cup, with Romário being one of the tournament’s standout players and winning the Golden Ball( player of the tournament ) as the competition’s best player.
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According to former National Intelligence Service (NIS) officer James Khwatenge, former President Daniel arap Moi was described as having a strong interest in women, particularly secondary school headteachers. Khwatenge alleged that on some occasions, if Moi developed interest in a teacher at a particular school, he would even initiate the construction of a road leading to that school, ostensibly to facilitate easier access and frequent visits.
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I seen my brother's calendar at KPMG, it is not life
Why is everyone always so happy after they quit their job at a big 4?💀
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Pole Jaguar.
Are we not reading the mood in the country ama we are vibrating in different frequencies?
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My wife wore a tiny short dress, clearly wearing nothing else underneath. She gave me a sly smile.
Then she said: I have an invitation-only party. You shouldn’t be there.
I only replied: “I understand.” An hour later, I arrived at the party as an honored guest, together with her boss’s wife. She never expected that fifteen minutes later, her life would fall apart...
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Irish born centre back Roberto 'Pico' Lopes has spent his entire career in Ireland, ignored a LinkedIn message from Cape Verde FA asking him to play for them because it was in Portuguese. A year later, they sent it in English. He accepted and today became the first League of Ireland player to feature in the World Cup, and he kept a clean sheet against the favourites...
A great world cup story 👏🏻
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Cape Verde centre back Roberto 'Pico' Lopes has spent his entire career in Ireland, ignored a LinkedIn message from Cape Verde FA asking him to play for them because it was in Portuguese. A year later, they sent it in English. He accepted. An all-time great World Cup story.
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No. Muthaiga and above
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Njoo thika road dia
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“There was a time I was seriously sick and had to be rushed to Nairobi by ambulance. I almost lost my life. Meru urgently needs an airstrip so that, in emergencies, leaders can be airlifted to Nairobi for specialized treatment"-Former Governor Kiraitu Murungi
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Nataka hio gari number 29, what is Subaru X-trail
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2 Toyota Axio - Masculine
3 Toyota Vitz - Feminine
4 Mazda Demio - Feminine
5 Toyota Auris - Feminine
6 Toyota Noah - Masculine
7 Toyota Wish - Masculine
8 Honda Vezel - Feminine
9 Honda Fit - Feminine
10 Subaru Outback - Masculine
11 Subaru Forester - Masculine
12 Toyota Harrier - Masculine
13 Mazda Axela - Feminine
14 Mazda Atenza - Masculine
15 Mazda CX-3 - Unisex
16 Mercedes C200 - Feminine
17 Mercedes E350 - Masculine
18 Nissan Latio - Masculine
19 Nissan Sylphy - Feminine
20 Nissan Juke - Feminine
21 Mercedes A180 - Feminine
22 Mercedes B180 - Masculine
23 Lexus LX570 - Masculine
24 Lexus TX - Unisex
25 Toyota Alphard - Masculine
26 Toyota Voxy - Unisex
27 Honda Stepwagon - Masculine
28 Toyota Hilux - Masculine
29 Subaru X-Trail - Unisex
30 Mazda CX-5 - Unisex
31 Toyota Passo - Feminine
32 Suzuki Alto - Feminine
33 Nissan March - Feminine
34 Nissan Note - Feminine
35 Nissan Note Nismo - Masculine
36 Toyota Ractis - Feminine
37 Toyota Probox - Unisex
38 Toyota Succeed - Unisex
39 Nissan Patrol - Masculine
40 Range Rover Vogue - Masculine
41 Range Rover Evoque - Feminine
42 Toyota Fortuner - Unisex
43 Toyota Mark X - Masculine
44 Toyota Crown - Masculine
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46 Nissan Murano - Feminine
47 Subaru Impreza - Unisex
48 Toyota Corolla - Masculine
49 Toyota Premio - Masculine
50 Toyota RAV4 - Unisex
51 Toyota Land Cruiser Prado - Masculine
52 Toyota Hiace - Masculine
53 Toyota Caldina - Unisex
54 Toyota Land Cruiser 70 Series - Masculine
55 Subaru Legacy - Masculine
56 Isuzu D-Max - Masculine
57 Honda CR-V - Unisex
58 Mercedes C-Class - Masculine
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62 Mercedes GLE - Masculine
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Masculine Cars vs Feminine Cars
1 Toyota Fielder - Unisex
2 Toyota Axio - Masculine
3 Toyota Vitz - Feminine
4 Mazda Demio - Feminine
5 Toyota Auris - Feminine
6 Toyota Noah - Masculine
7 Toyota Wish - Masculine
8 Honda Vezel - Feminine
9 Honda Fit - Feminine
10 Subaru Outback - Masculine
11 Subaru Forester - Masculine
12 Toyota Harrier - Masculine
13 Mazda Axela - Feminine
14 Mazda Atenza - Masculine
15 Mazda CX-3 - Unisex
16 Mercedes C200 - Feminine
17 Mercedes E350 - Masculine
18 Nissan Latio - Masculine
19 Nissan Sylphy - Feminine
20 Nissan Juke - Feminine
21 Mercedes A180 - Feminine
22 Mercedes B180 - Masculine
23 Lexus LX570 - Masculine
24 Lexus TX - Unisex
25 Toyota Alphard - Masculine
26 Toyota Voxy - Unisex
27 Honda Stepwagon - Masculine
28 Toyota Hilux - Masculine
29 Subaru X-Trail - Unisex
30 Mazda CX-5 - Unisex
31 Toyota Passo - Feminine
32 Suzuki Alto - Feminine
33 Nissan March - Feminine
34 Nissan Note - Feminine
35 Nissan Note Nismo - Masculine
36 Toyota Ractis - Feminine
37 Toyota Probox - Unisex
38 Toyota Succeed - Unisex
39 Nissan Patrol - Masculine
40 Range Rover Vogue - Masculine
41 Range Rover Evoque - Feminine
42 Toyota Fortuner - Unisex
43 Toyota Mark X - Masculine
44 Toyota Crown - Masculine
45 Toyota Vanguard - Feminine
46 Nissan Murano - Feminine
47 Subaru Impreza - Unisex
48 Toyota Corolla - Masculine
49 Toyota Premio - Masculine
50 Toyota RAV4 - Unisex
51 Toyota Land Cruiser Prado - Masculine
52 Toyota Hiace - Masculine
53 Toyota Caldina - Unisex
54 Toyota Land Cruiser 70 Series - Masculine
55 Subaru Legacy - Masculine
56 Isuzu D-Max - Masculine
57 Honda CR-V - Unisex
58 Mercedes C-Class - Masculine
59 BMW 3 Series - Masculine
60 Nissan Kicks - Unisex
61 Toyota Yaris - Unisex
62 Mercedes GLE - Masculine
63 Porsche Cayenne - Masculine
64 Mercedes G-Wagon - Masculine
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The night of April 24 was expected to be one of the happiest in the lives of the Peponi School A-Level Class of 2026. By 3:50am the following morning, however, the mood had changed dramatically. A police constable at Karen Police Station’s radio room received an alert of a serious accident along Ngong Road. He and a colleague immediately called for an ambulance while heading to the scene.
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GK is funny but just speaking generally, why would any babe allow themselves to be ragebaited by someone else’s reality? You’re not in any polygamous relationship, likely not even dating… LOL, it’s like involving yourself in someone else’s business then taking on their emotions. 😹
Jun 14
Loove GK Nyambura’s rage on The Polygamist. Men are in the comments talking about some “it’s just a movie”. Oh honey, it isn’t JUST a movie!! As crazy as the movie sounds, that’s reality. Some men are the dirtiest and most disgusting demons you’ll ever come across. Yoh!
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Yep, you definitely look like you have a PhD.😭
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BSc: Mathematics, Statistics and Economics
BSc Hons: Pure Mathematics
Masters: Pure Mathematics (cum laude)
PhD: Pure Mathematics
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When men decide: are ready to marry , they don’t choose a particular woman. They just know they need to marry and have some criteria they need met .
Whoever is in the picture at that time gets married
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A close family member dated a babe for close to 3 years wakaachana this year March after planning wedding this year December (Family ya dem ilileta issues).
Guess who's still wedding In December with another babe na Jana was Ruracio?😭😭😭Men are something else🤣🤣🤣
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