this is my 13th page. I will make your a$$ laugh, no cap. So follow a niga ♈️

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MarLife🇭🇹 retweeted
I'm happy for NY
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Never thought I’d hear bag pipes and kompa music simultaneously but we’re here lmaooo
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my perception of time is no better than a child’s
I be saying shit like a couple days ago and that shit was months ago 😂😂
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I hate when the food is too hot to eat! I be ready NOW
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what this is even mean fr?
white niggas be like “she got a tight little ass”
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My home country of Haiti plays their opening match of the World Cup tonight. Kevinson will be watching 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
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i love sweet women, yes be arrogant and self-centered, but a sweetie pie 🥵
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Yeah I’m cringing again just reading this no cap 😖😖
The fact that you was dead serious when I told you bout that girl who SA'd me years ago lmaoooo. Mar said "T fr, it can stay between us." She was going to kill her for me y'all 😭
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I gotta stop making fem friends. I’m talking to my boss and my dumb ass goes, “no shade, I gotta eat”…. What tf is so shady about eating in the first place?
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my eyes the camera go together so bad
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I used to be so bad as a kid
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We cannot both be mad at the same time lol
mind yall… this the same nigga who have to talk me down when she upset bc she swears I’m crazy like ok😂😒
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My shit is erect rn!
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don’t be toxic don’t be toxic don’t be toxic
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I be telling people to do 100 pushups a day and they be lying like fuck saying they did it. I literally did 100 pushups for 7month straight. You have to build consistency if you want the body you need.
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If you can scroll on your phone all day, you can do 100 pushups a day. Idc.
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20 pushups, 20 sit-ups, 20 dumbbell curl, 20 squats everyday
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It’s probably going to make me more closed off bc the way I’ve experienced people using me to the point where I had nothing left.
money can’t change me. I was broke helping people like I had it
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MarLife🇭🇹 retweeted
it’s a war on people with the light still in their eyes stay vigilant
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