Writer (McSweeney's New Yorker "Daily Shouts"), winner of the James Jones First Novel Fellowship, NYU MFA and @BookEnds_SB alum.

Joined November 2013
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14 Mar 2024
Honored to have my short story on the @DisquietILP 2024 Literary prize shortlist. Absolute spot-on reading by the judges. “…strange and quiet grace” of the ending is my ❤️ thank you and congratulations to the winners!
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Swear there’s an optical illusion on this where it looks like it’s opening
The 3245 year old seal on Tutankhamen's tomb before it was broken in 1922
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This is making me ill
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My dad took me to see this movie because An American Tail was sold out and I kept asking “where are the mosquitos”
The ultimate dad movie rant. The Mosquito Coast (1986) dir. Peter Weir
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RIP Hampshire College. I merely visited in the year 2000. But what a visit. Saw a 🚜 powered by 🌽. Hippies baking bread by a fire. I read William Burroughs Junkie on a futon. Wonderful experience
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12 Aug 2025
Wild what my kid brought home from the library
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31 Jul 2025
It’s sad when plants die on a window by the sink bc the water is right there
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my peanuts version of talking heads albums so far
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For sale: baby socks, can’t sort.
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Continue working on my pitch deck to deliver shareholder value
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Desert at Night, by Micha Riser (1998)
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25 May 2025
This is the cheesiest shit.
This man creates the wildest veo 3 video I’ve seen, storytelling will never be the same again
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24 Apr 2025
More like servers GameStopping the Switch 2 Orders
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The marketing for this movie is crazy
‘CONCLAVE’ will be released on Prime Video tomorrow.
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21 Apr 2025
One of the Jonathans
who’s this???
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"cinema-style"
Luigi Mangione sex tape bombshell as CEO assassin suspect filmed 'at least 20' cinema-style porn videos: 'He wanted to be watched' trib.al/JX8ErNw
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17 Feb 2025
I want to be as contented as Mike White is here.
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10 Feb 2025
Flying facial hair in two commercials? Obviously we are heading into a recession
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