Sometime back this girl I was seeing suggested we go to this Restaurant in lavington for lunch,which I agreed,but lemme tell you maina I have never sweated like that. Kwanza Menu ililetwa namna hii sikua naelewa kitu,its like it was written in greek. The only thing there that I have ever heard of but never tasted,was fish fillet. Tukaitisha iyo. Kidogo tena nikaangalia nyuma mrembo,nikaona kweli huyu ule jamaa anaitwa Irungu Houghton, with a woman im assuming it was his wife. Irungu Houghton is the president for Amnesty Kenya. I just knew the bill would be in dollas bwana
Then I did my litmus test. Nikapiga survellience nikaona hakuna mahali naona Speaker. Lakini wimbo inaimba. Na si reggae ama Dumbolo,ni zile zinaitwa House music,za matajiri. Hizo huwesi skisa ukiwa bedsitter aki. I just knew I was finished. Bill ilikuja nakwambia ilikua inasoma 7660 kenya shillings. Celestine Ndinda,I just want to say I am sorry for ghosting you after that day. You we’re going to impoverish me,in days,not weeks. I dont deserve you
Weh! Hii nairobi kabla uamue kutongosa wasichana ya matajiri,ni muhimu ujiite mkutano. Jiulize utawezana? Sasa kama huyu alimaliza pesa ya sofa set yangu in 2 hours. Woi! Na ananitolea meno akiniambia thanks for lunch. I have seen things in this concrete jango. Si rahisi aki