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Marcus 🦒 @MarcusDCook

“Deliberately Inflammatory” - my wife. “King of Meats” - @cortync. “One of Twitter’s true innovators” - @lukeurmyson “Shut up Marcus” - @dairymanNZ

Joined November 2011
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Marcus 🦒 @MarcusDCook
25 Feb 2018
After a stern visit from the authorities, I'm obliged to inform you that this is not, in fact, a swap system.
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Yep. Supermarket.
Pattrn @pattrn
16 Feb 2023
Do you know where your food comes from? Radar dissects his dinner in search of answers in tonight’s “Across the World with @teradar” streaming at 6pm / 10pm ET on Pattrn: localnow.com/channels/pattrn
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Thoughts and prayers to those who bought My Food Bag at the IPO price of $1.85 which is now worth $0.28/share.
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“Teen stranded in New York after Air NZ cancels flight by text” Wut?!
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Another accidental overdose of window falling. It’s a bloody epidemic.
J u h a @juhasaarinen
16 Feb 2023
Russia-Ukraine war: Top Putin defence official falls to her death from tower block, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/world/russia-…
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In the words of That’s What She Said, this is bigger than I expected. @Cambro1
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Sounds like a threat tbh.
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Indeed. The one that made a $1B profit in his last year.
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Look upon this clang, you hogs, and weep at your own inadequacy. #ClangClangClang
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Tweets to Elon from NZ politicians being ripped to shreds by mush brained swing voters. Reti has utterly and completely lost the votes of people who would never have voted for him in the first place. #DoBetter
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Actually surprised DRL aren’t compulsory in new cars now.
NZ Transport Agency Waka Kotahi - Wellington @nztawgtn
14 Feb 2023
It was really disappointing to see how many people were driving without their lights on yesterday afternoon, and how many weren’t keeping a safe following distance in wet weather conditions. These are some of many examples we saw—on the Urban Motorway and further north to Petone.
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People who write the whole email in the subject line need to be publicly shamed and then fired into the sun.
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I can’t even enjoy this top notch stacking just because of the bonkers quantity of items
SLUG @generalslug
15 Feb 2023
this is the craziest fridge i’ve seen in a while

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Price of things \= value of things.
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Including that using public transport to get to work would add five hours to my day and would involve leaving the house at 5:11am. Plus the buses here don’t have priority lanes so I’d be in the same traffic anyway. Just with the public *shudder*.
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So you could just change your name to have 2311 names and take old mate’s record if you cared. Would be mildly amusing to do and then issue a cease and desist.
Laurence Watkins®️ @Names2253
25 Dec 2022
Hello my name is Laurence Watkins and I have the Longest Name in the World I have 2310 Christian Names and I am in the Guinness Book of World Records
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henry cooke @henrycooke
15 Feb 2023
hoo boy
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Seems obvious now, but I never considered they were independent contractors. But of course they are.
Fired Up Stilettos @Firedupstiletto
13 Feb 2023
19 Str*ppers were fired from Calendar Girls Wellington for collectively signing an email request asking for negotiations surrounding new percentage reductions for Independent contractors. A right that we are supposed to have as independent contractors. This is our story 💖
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Nah, it’s cos she gets the engagement and clicks when she says something dumb. I mean, this latest brain fart will be solid gold for her numbers.
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If you ever feel dumb, have a browse of the FYI website for utterly cooked OIA requests.
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