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5 Oct 2024
If you were a teen in the 80s, like I was, you're gonna love this.
Had a shit day? Got 4 minutes?
Turn up the volume and take a fantastic walk down memory lane.
I bet you can name every movie, cartoon and character.
When the World was full of wonder
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Jun 12
To all you white men & woman who instantly sided with two foreign Bulgarian adults who attacked a 12yo white girl who was protecting her younger sister.
And after they claimed the girl made racist remarks, you called her a piece of shit.
Hampshire police have a vacancy for you
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Jun 12
🎶 What a difference (less than) a day makes
In just a month of campaigning he's changed his mind so often some of his policies don't even last a day
From rejoining the EU, migrant benefits, defense, trans issues & now Waspi women
How can anyone take this charlatan seriously?
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Jun 11
I can see a few drawbacks arising from this policy.
Jun 11
🚨 NEW: The Green Party has launched a consultation to make banning circumcision a party policy
[@Spectator]
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Jun 11
At this rate, Starmer may as well ask David Blunkett to be the new defense secretary.
There's fuck all left of our armed forces to oversee anyway.
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Jun 10
24hrs later.
The left - Actshually he wasn't beheaded, he's not dead and the attacker is not a Somalian. Racist liars.
The right - Do you think Stephen will be okay?
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Jun 10
If a brown immigrant tried to behead a white man in Southampton, Hampshire police would have -
Handcuffed the victim
Told him, "Tried to behead you? Don't think so mate, like, is your head missing?"
Be searching his phone to see if he's racist and try to call him the aggressor
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Jun 9
He's so right
I've a mate who lives in Ballymena (hey) and I rang him at 6am to ask how he felt
He said, yeah, bit sad, but I did clear 6 levels on Candy crush & I'm not angry at all
And then Nigel Farage mentioned it and now he's out burning Belfast to the ground
Bloody English
Jun 9
The horrific scenes in North Belfast should not be used by English, right wing politicians to further their own ends. I don’t ever remember them commenting on any of the other hellish things that community has experienced over the years.
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Jun 9
Cue the MSN-
"Local Irish man from Belfast arrested after bladed instrument altercation in street.
Police are trying to assertain if the victim was racist.
The assailent is safe and well and being treated for his mental health
We ask the public not to speculate at this time"
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Jun 8
Boat person Mo, recently arrived from Somalia, who claims to be 15 (and believed, despite his beard & adams apple) is going to lose his fucking mind when he realises that his new phone will only allow him online if he can prove he's over 16
You know, having destroyed all his ID
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Jun 7
I love the Antiques Roadshow because I know BBC execs hate it
It's 'hideously white' because all the invaders haven't been here long enough to own, steal or pretend a family heirloom has been in their family for a hundred years because they only arrived on a boat 40 years ago
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Jun 6
Hampshire police say knife wielding murderer Vickrum Digwa is lucky to be alive after encountering unarmed Henry Nowak.
Jun 6
I’m stunned. The Sunday Times is reporting Hampshire police wanted to portray Henry Nowak as the aggressor in an official statement three days after his death, but changed their wording following outrage from his family.
I’ll be covering this shocking and contemptible revelation from the hosting chair on The Late Show Live. @GBNEWS 12am.
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Jun 6
I’m stunned. The Sunday Times is reporting Hampshire police wanted to portray Henry Nowak as the aggressor in an official statement three days after his death, but changed their wording following outrage from his family.
I’ll be covering this shocking and contemptible revelation from the hosting chair on The Late Show Live. @GBNEWS 12am.
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Jun 6
Your dad was beheaded
Your sister married the dwarf Tyrion Lannister
She was betrothed to Crown Prince Joffrey
You spent years training with the faceless men
You avenged your mother
You killed the Night King
Your crippled brother becomes ruler of the 6 kingdoms
Arya Stark
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Jun 4
A 518 sample over a week.
Did they just ask the people delivering Burnham's flyers 🤣
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Jun 4
The CPS has decided to prosecute two white men for disorder and assaulting a police officer in Southampton, but also decided not to prosecute two brown men for disorder and assaulting police officers at Manchester Airport.
Thank goodness there's no two tier policing in the UK.
⚖️ The Crown Prosecution Service has decided to prosecute two men in relation to disorder in Southampton on Tuesday. Matt Styler, 50, and Daniel Frost, 44, will appear at Southampton Magistrates’ Court on Thursday. Read more here: orlo.uk/kSs5C 👉
ALT Statement Two men charged in relation to Southampton disorder The Crown Prosecution Service has charged Matt Styler, 50, with assaulting a police officer, and Daniel Frost, 44, with violent disorder and possession of an offensive weapon during disorder in Southampton on Tuesday evening.
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Jun 3
A woman who voted against a grooming gang inquiry where real Muslim men let loose dogs to rape real little girls is more upset about a fake bikini pic?
You don't hate these people enough.
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Jun 3
The left spent years screaming about George Floyd
You couldn't turn on the news or even the football without seeing preening white men on their fucking knees, talking about fury, riots and anger
But now? Shh, please don't talk about Henry we just want harmony
And you to forget
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Jun 2
A policeman kicked me several times in the head
The police
"I don't think so mate"
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If your first response to somebody telling you they've been stabbed is, "don't think so mate" you shouldn't be anywhere near a police uniform.
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