好叫而等所知，吾乃老君坐下一童子，被命炼金上奉，奈何沉迷键政怠坏了金丹，被贬下人间。
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21 Nov 2022
In 明太祖实录, The Record of Taizu of Ming, recorded this in 1367, which is about 650 yrs ago, and it used this phrase, "及其后嗣沉荒，失君臣之道，又加以宰相专权，宪台报怨，有司毒虐，于是人心离叛，天下兵起，使我中国之民，死者肝脑涂地，生者骨肉不相保，虽因人事所致，实天厌其 1/n
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Indians think they are swinging like a real pro while any educated man look at them like damn you guys need to drink regular water bc your brain is fucked by cow worms.
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C'mon, do ppl not take Ecn 101 anymore?
Jun 13
1. It’s a bit late for that: for now the priority is to prevent disorderly industrialisation. You can’t make policy for industry doesn’t exist anymore.
2. It’s possible that nobody can ultimately compete with China. That might even be true sans subsidies and post FX adjustment.
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我想在请问魏玲灵在习近平之前中国难道不是极权主义吗？全面的极权主义是极权主义，不全面的极权主义难道是极权主义吗？她是那个学校出来的！
你当我们都是傻逼吗,华尔街？
我日你娘。
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#本周热读 本报首席中国记者魏玲灵在本期 #中国洞察 中写道，一位分析人士认为，习近平逆转了邓小平启动的改革风向，将中国推向了全面的极权主义。这一切究竟是如何发生的？on.wsj.com/3SAL1QY
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中日历史解决果然是要看高市政府和二世祖防相阿
笑。
Jun 13
日本に侵略されたインドネシアの大統領に「大日本帝国海軍」の軍艦の模型を渡して
「プラボウォ大統領はやはり喜んでくださり」
とか書く”防衛”大臣、恥ずかしいにも程がある
この表情よく見ろ↓
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I'm Lu Bu now. retweeted
This is spot on 👍
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Woke up feed my cat went to my local mall Mikus everywhere.
What the fuck.
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Not hating on Muku's Miku is great but if you wake up and walk into a party with 30 some Miku imagine your confusion.
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I'm Lu Bu now. retweeted
Jun 12
Orange cat interrupts "Romeo and Juliet" theatre performance..🐈💃🕺😅
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1935 Chinese print ad for White Horse Whisky
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Jun 13
这傻逼咋的就穷穷不断啊。
這張地圖值得收藏一下，未來在毛澤東的屍體被火化後，並得到被徹底否定毛澤東思想和土匪綱領後，這張地圖就可以讓大家公投了，中國文化遺產說的合久必分，大概說的就是這張地圖吧。👍
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The Taliban allow beer for the Chinese
In Afghanistan many Chinese workers become violent and get hospitalized from alcohol withdraws so the Taliban allows the Chinese to brew and consume their own alcohol.
One Taliban spokesman said “the Chinese cannot survive without beer, it is like water to them”
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I'm Lu Bu now. retweeted
Jun 12
Best Friend 🇩🇰🇫🇮🇳🇴🇸🇪🧡
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