Overgrown schoolboy first caned before many of my Twitter pals were born and still on a journey of self-discovery.
Joined July 2015
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Jun 5
It's not tingling any more. However, every movement this morning reminds me of yesterday's encounter with the Miscreant Motivator (not to mention one or two other buttock batterers)...
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Jun 5
It was my pleasure Miss... I think... π€
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Jun 5
Thank you for teaching me the error of my ways Miss. I promise to be good from now on... ππ€₯
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Jun 4
That feeling when the tingling becomes urgent and impossible to ignore... π¬π¨
Jun 2
As usual when facing an imminent "behavioural review", my buttocks have begun to tingle... Experience tells me that the only remedy is one awaiting me in @StrictlyMissB's study... Β π¬π¨π°
#BendOver #ThisIsGoingToHurt #SittingDownIsOverrated
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Jun 2
As usual when facing an imminent "behavioural review", my buttocks have begun to tingle... Experience tells me that the only remedy is one awaiting me in @StrictlyMissB's study... Β π¬π¨π°
#BendOver #ThisIsGoingToHurt #SittingDownIsOverrated
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May 30
With a disciplinary "discussion" imminent, who thinks it was a good idea for me to:
a) acquire an oak punishment paddle;
b) post about it on here; and
c) tell @strictlymissbrown.bsky.social about it...
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May 25
This, my first experience of formal corporal punishment, took place on a hot summers afternoon at the end of the school day. Decades later, it only takes a couple of days of high temperatures to have me craving a throbbing, scalding bottom... I feel a disciplinary appointmentπ³
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Mar 20
I posted this earlier in the year.
I now realise I lied... I have been forcefully reminded that there are few things more challenging than a full force caning from @strictlymissbrown.bsky.social
Feb 10
More evidence that you may be a masochist... You persist with taking cold showers even in these temperatures... π₯Ά
They're almost as challenging (& invigorating) as 12 of the best from @StrictlyMissB even if positioned at opposite ends of the temperature scale... π³
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Feb 24
It seems that @StrictlyMissB has become another casualty on here... You know what to do folks...
strictlymissbrown.bsky.sociaβ¦
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Feb 20
It's Friday & someone's facing a ferociously fiery fustigation at the hands of @StrictlyMissB & one of her famously flexible friends... #TrousersDown #AreYouReady #NowCount
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Feb 13
Yet further signs of masochistic tendencies. You are due an exemplary caning but you have a month to sweat in anticipation... So you fill most of your spare time with spanking porn & other activities already listed in the "offence" column of the punishment book... ππ¬π°
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Feb 10
More evidence that you may be a masochist... You persist with taking cold showers even in these temperatures... π₯Ά
They're almost as challenging (& invigorating) as 12 of the best from @StrictlyMissB even if positioned at opposite ends of the temperature scale... π³
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24 Dec 2025
On the Feast of Stephen, may the sting be deep, the cane strokes crisp & the welts even. Wishing #FestiveFustigations this week to @StrictlyMissB @SgirlTrinian @winters164 @anty851 @TiHKate @littlegirlberks @ukbrat76 @ClassAsset @Kevin4fdcp @spanko58 @VeeCheeky1 @redfender2
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24 Dec 2025
& to @Andy6Red @introubleagain1 @GardenCane1 @AnnabelleTMaker @_KinkyMinxy Glow well for Christmas, folks...
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19 Dec 2025
Time again to post my annual festive celebration of the incomparable @StrictlyMissB. Have a wonderful festive season, Miss.... π
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19 Dec 2025
πSending festive greetings to all my friends & followers. Have a joyful Christmas, whether you're on Santa's good or naughty list π
& a spank-filled 2026 from which ever end of the cane you experience it... π
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12 Dec 2025
Time again for a festive celebration of the incomparable @StrictlyMissB who is, no doubt, merrily decorating bottoms for Christmas - if not with Holly & Ivy...
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12 Dec 2025
#FFs may be passΓ© but I'm old & a creature of habit so here's one for @SgirlTrinian @winters164 @anty851 @TiHKate @littlegirlberks @ukbrat76 @ClassAsset @Kevin4fdcp @spanko58 @VeeCheeky1 @redfender2 @Andy6Red @introubleagain1 @GardenCane1 @AnnabelleTMaker Time to jingle, folks!
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