Cuttlefish enthusiast | Everton STH |

Joined September 2013
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23 May 2023
My signature half marathon finish line Roly Poly ✅
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Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲
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2am - Haiti vs Scotland 5am - Australia vs Turkey 6pm - Germany vs Curacao 9pm - Netherlands vs Japan
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dude could wear the hell out of a hat
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Moyes is so frustrating. Getting 3 points from the last 21 available whilst also not changing a thing is terrible. I would’ve rather got 3/21 but he’s changed things. Same outcome but at least he’s tried something. Alcaraz, Dibling, Aznou, Patterson, Armstrong, George etc
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He’s done great to steady the ship, his experience and ability to grind out results away from home has been impressive this year BUT when it comes to us ‘being on the front foot’ there’s no identity or pattern. I genuinely can’t see what we’re actually trying to do to score.
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Frustrating.
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Absolutely pathetic
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Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.
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Poor. Awful performance. Can’t believe he’s kept that back 4 the same again.
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Pls @Everton surely low risk here
🚨👋🏿 Fiorentina terminate Tariq Lamptey’s contract with immediate effect after only 25 mins played at the club.
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Beto with a moment of individual brilliance! 🔥
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The best Star Wars project there is. 10/10.
On this day 1 year ago, the Ghorman massacre arc of ANDOR premiered
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not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?
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Feel like I should log that game on Letterboxd
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This is the best game of football ever
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Don’t want to go overboard but I think that was the best half of football ever played
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Haha. @EdBalls made to look a total prat. 🤣👍

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Absolute disgrace. How is this not a penalty? VAR said ‘natural grappling’ #WHUEVE
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Absolute scenes
OH MY WORD 🤯🤯🤯🤯 YORK HAVE EQUALISED IN THE 102ND MINUTE TO WIN PROMOTION 😱 Watch LIVE NOW at DAZN.com/NLTV 📺
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It’s derby week so shoutout to this guy 🤣💙
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