Head Professional at Bayview Golf & Country Club and tortured Arsenal supporter.
Joined January 2012
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Mark Paterson retweeted
Mar 10
have you won a game in the last 34 days
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Mark Paterson retweeted
Feb 22
North London is officially Red. We didn't just win; we embarrassed them on their own patch. 5 Points Clear again..
The best part?
St. Totteringham's Day: It’s official. February 22, 2026, is now the earliest date in history that Arsenal has mathematically confirmed finishing above tottnum. The 2004 Invincibles have been dethroned!
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Mark Paterson retweeted
Feb 22
Don’t say anything. Just Repost
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Mark Paterson retweeted
Jan 18
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Spanish coach Xabi Alonso and representatives of Tottenham have today come to an agreement.
They both agree that Tottenham are shite.
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Mark Paterson retweeted
2 Nov 2025
Thank you, Blue Jays. 🇨🇦⚾
You gave us a season we’ll never forget.
A postseason run that united a country, lifted a nation, and reminded us what it means to play for something bigger than ourselves.
Somewhere today, a young Canadian is swinging a bat and throwing a ball.
You’ve inspired the next generation to dream, to believe, and to fall in love with the game.
We’re proud to call you Canada’s team. We’re grateful.
And we can’t wait to see what comes next.
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Mark Paterson retweeted
21 Oct 2025
Don Mattingly has been in MLB since 1982.
14 as a player, 12 as a manager, 17 as a coach.
Now after over 40 years in MLB, he's headed to the World Series for the first time 💙
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Mark Paterson retweeted
21 Oct 2025
George Springer blew the roof off the entire city of Toronto
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Mark Paterson retweeted
12 Oct 2025
🔴⚪️ Sunday gain. No Arsenal fan should have less than 5000 followers. Drop your handles, REPOST and make sure you follow each other. Let’s go Gooner family ⚪️🔴
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Mark Paterson retweeted
29 Sep 2025
My MLB Playoff Bracket Prediction
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Mark Paterson retweeted
19 Jul 2025
If you survived this, you’re a true Arsenal fan
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Mark Paterson retweeted
3 Jul 2025
Kids today just don’t understand.
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Mark Paterson retweeted
8 Apr 2025
This is easily better than Messi's free-kick vs Liverpool.
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Mark Paterson retweeted
27 Jan 2025
🚨🚨 Man United have said they will not sell Garnacho to one of their rivals.
So, that rules out Southampton, Ipswich, Leicester, Wolves, Everton, and Spurs.
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Mark Paterson retweeted
24 Jan 2025
🗣: I think @TGL might be screwed.
Here's why...
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1 Jan 2025
Best team in 2024 and the best in 2025 so far. C’mon you Gunners.
@Arsenal
31 Dec 2024
Introducing the Premier League table for the calendar year...
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30 Nov 2024
Great way to start the trip. 7 goals in the first half, 5 of them to the good. #arsenal
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Mark Paterson retweeted
10 Oct 2024
Gracias, Rafa. 🎾
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