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🚨 NEW: YouTube has hit out at the UK's social media ban for under-16s
"YouTube is a vital resource for young people, educators and parents. Blanket bans push kids out of such curated, supervised, beneficial experiences and towards anonymous, less safe services"
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Cape Verde... Magnificent.
40 year old keeper.. man of the match. Outstanding
#CapeVerde
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Morning😃😃
This is fantastic from John Cleese👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Fawlty Towers remains my favourite ever sitcom 👌👌
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When we left Lisbon yesterday afternoon it was 32c. It's been 16c here today.. bastard freezing 🥶
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Jun 13
Good advice indeed 🤣
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BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?”
BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”
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Despite carving out a successful career, I didn't really ever enjoy it or take it seriously. I'd retired early a year later..
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Jun 12
This is a painful, car crash interview.
Peter Kyle: I believe in the plan!
Naga Munchetty: When did you seen the plan?
Kyle: I haven’t.
Naga: Did Mr Healey and Al Carns see the plan?
Kyle: Of course!
Naga: So they’ve both seen the plan and resigned.
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Jun 10
Note to self-
This is called a 'Star biscuit', NOT a 'chocolate starfish' like you have just asked for in Greggs.
Someone behind me lol'd real hard, woman serving very quickly corrected me 💀
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