Random tweets from an everyday guy. Watermelon is my favorite fruit, coffee is my favorite vegetable.
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Mark Sutter retweeted
27 Oct 2025
A thread of videos from today’s flight into Hurricane Melissa
In this first one we are entering from the southeast just after sunrise and the bright arc on the far northwest eye wall is the light just beginning to make it over the top from behind us.
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Mark Sutter retweeted
6 Dec 2024
Cyclone fans who are struggling to describe their emotions before the Big 12 Championship - read this - does a great job capturing why this game means so much to the school and fans.
@brentblum @JWcyclonestv @TBMo14 #Big12Championship @IASTATEAD #ISU @BarstoolISU
6 Dec 2024
Not a frequent poster on here, but felt compelled to share on the eve of The Big XII Championship
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Mark Sutter retweeted
6 Dec 2024
Not a frequent poster on here, but felt compelled to share on the eve of The Big XII Championship
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GIVEAWAY ALERT: Kyrie Irving City Edition Jersey 🔥
How To Enter:
✅️ Follow @kickscrew/@mavs_ffl
✅️ Repost this
✅ Bonus entry if you tag 3 friends
Winner announced on Saturday!
#MFFL
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24 Dec 2023
I swear there’s only 1 phone buzzing sound in movies & TV and it was recorded during the time of flip phones
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24 Sep 2023
Jeff Bezos could purchase the entire NFL with 9 billion leftover
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17 May 2023
Air quality alerts are so funny. What am I going to do, hold my breath all day?
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11 May 2023
This is a wild idea
9 May 2023
What if there was a way to:
• Mitigate climate change
• Create more life
• Grow the economy
• And make money along the way?
Let's call it *Seaflooding*
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Mark Sutter retweeted
10 May 2023
The inexorable decrease in kids' ranges. (via @eshear)
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21 Apr 2023
We’re in the blue tent. We didn’t run, we cheered and embraced Mother Nature… #fakenews
Check this out. A waterspout came ashore on Hollywood Beach sending people scrambling and chairs flying. It quickly dissipated when it made landfall. (Turn speakers down due to chopper noise)
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18 Apr 2023
@chrisearlSWFL I swear I used to see you in Cedar Rapids and had some flashbacks to when I saw you on the TV tonight in Florida. Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!
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7 Apr 2023
Few times I’m as indecsisive in life as when I’m picking a seat on a @SouthwestAir flight
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Mark Sutter retweeted
2 Apr 2023
The Shibuya Crossing in Tokio is frequently called "the busiest pedestrian intersection in the world". A flow measurement survey estimated up to 390,000 pedestrians per day
[source: buff.ly/3U8mpu9]
[read more: buff.ly/3VoXP9k]
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Mark Sutter retweeted
8 Mar 2023
Scheduling a meeting:
American: "I'm having brain surgery tomorrow from 2-5pm but can do 5:15pm tomorrow if that works"
European: "Tomorrow is the 789th anniversary of the local cheesemaker setting up shop in our town, which is a 3-day holiday, but I can do next week."
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8 Feb 2023
White House should start a streaming service - Whitehouse . Put the state of the union on there. Economy and debt: Fixed
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Mark Sutter retweeted
7 Feb 2023
India just passed China as the most populous country in the world. Why?
Because of the biggest accident in history
Look at where people live in India. What's that band up north?
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Mark Sutter retweeted
5 Feb 2023
the monk and the scientist
a monk and a scientist are sitting on a hill, watching the sunset
the monk says "isn't this nice?"
the scientist says "we should build a bench"
they are both right.
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